[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[bgm05]

Stevejob from a guy with glasses and a turtleneck

[batsandboba]

@munnchausenzip i can't lie, it goes hard (x) (this is the actual op)

[qoppybirdie]

Auron the vaguepost king

[chisiuwu]

growth

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[bioethicists]

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

[thecolorofthegame]

[enki2]

[sparklenaut]

I cannot believe it worked

[retroactivebakeries]

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

[retroactivebakeries]

[foreveriallyzombified]

anyone else skipping to their lou today? how about someone else's lou? let me know in the comments below. bye.

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

Yeah I’ll reblog that

[foreveriallyzombified]

“yeah I’ll show up at your doorstep and blow my own brains out with a hunting rifle and as you watch in horror my headless body will collect the shards of human skull from across your shitty unmowed lawn and piece it back together like a jigsaw puzzle.”

see it doesn’t sound so good when I say it

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

What

[foreveriallyzombified]

I think maybe my thing I said was not normal ☹️

[captain-price-returns]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[prokopetz]

We've had gacha RPGs about libraries and pharmaceutical companies as paramilitary organisations – I feel like the next obvious unexplored frontier is public transit. The player takes on the role of a route planning director for a puzzlingly well armed quasi-governmental transit agency. All of your agents have bus driver aesthetic.

[prokopetz]

You'd think providing free public transit would be a no brainer in terms of maintaining good relations with existing nation-states, but in practice a lot of them hate you because you provide bus service to places people aren't supposed to be able to leave. There's a whole quest line about keeping Route 666 to Hell up and running.

[pachelbelsheadcanon]

That route must cost a lot in road maintenance since you have to repave it using good intentions instead of asphalt.

[prokopetz]

You're working for an organisation that's willing to fight demons to keep a bus route open. Good intentions are not in short supply!

[narcissistcookbook]

there has to be a better way to phrase this

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[sleepsucks]

[shevr]

egg

[submech]