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pls don't delete.

I have a mouth and I scream.

liesmyth

unironically am gonna use this

theehorsepusssy

hoodiehorizon

Me the first half of The Backrooms: "oh I get it. He's a down on his luck failed architect and even more failed furniture store owner who's trying to better himself. He'll probably be fascinated with the furniture/architecture of the backrooms and start selling the items there for money + notoriety. And eventually he'll go deeper and deeper to get more and more items until he gets trapped and encounters The Horrors. A classic tale of hubris :) "

Me the second half of the backrooms:

This is by Alain Bosquet, who has a whole bunch of similar illustrations at his Behance gallery! I was a little suspicious because Alain Bosquet is also the name of a famous poet, but he appears to be a real person employed by a design firm in Belgium.

[ID: A digital illustration showing the famous print “The Great Wave off Kanagawa”, the main feature of which are two foam-topped sea waves; the image has been reimagined as a printed circuitboard.]

perfectdevils

You've been alive and undead for two hundred and sixty-five years. You witnessed the French Revolution first-hand, uh, the electric light, penicillin, two world wars, the atomic bomb, the moon landing, the Berlin Wall—

beaft

google help me

beaft

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

beaft

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

beaft

this too is a kingism

beaft

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

beaft

i'm starting a collection

mikkeneko

ralfmaximus

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

catboybiologist

It is, quite literally, the cocaine, and King himself has said that openly

backonmyvampirebullshit

originally on twitter here

queenoftheimps

Lestat de Lioncourt's favorite celebrity, apparently:

#screamed.

robotdwarf

Man Trench crusade lore is fucking sweet. Lions of Jabir are created as mountains of hulking muscle and have no organs and barely any blood. They're capable of tearing a man in half in seconds and shredding an entire platoon of heretic soldiers single handedly. They're also just as smart as a human and are fully aware of their existence outside God's creation. Because they are created by man and not God they have consciousness but no soul, and nothing waits for them after death.

They're always created in twos so they're not lonely.