yike on a bike

i want to live inside a mike schur comedy. my untranslatable word: f i r g u n

[rylandsgrace]

What We Do in the Shadows | 5.08 - The Roast

[nadjasnandor]

What We Do in the Shadows | 5.08 – “The Roast“  

[serps-up]

[tvfilmsource]

The Lost Daughter (2021) dir. Maggie Gyllenhaal

[boarofthenorth100]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, come on in!

[boarofthenorth100]

Ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

[boarofthenorth100]

You Have A Lovely Hombe

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

[boarofthenorth100]

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Go on.

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

[boarofthenorth100]

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

[boarofthenorth100]

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

[hypacias]

Listen, I don’t know much about a good fortune, but not every single man is looking for a wife.

FIRE ISLAND (2020) dir. Andrew Ahn + PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[voicesbyzane]

Visit Original Link

We all have flaws, but someone out there loves you

[doggosource]

kith 

[unclefather]

love wins (their gay)

[vigilantehearts]

where’s that poem that’s like. every day i wake with my heart in the cupboard of my chest and by the end of the day it’s a weeping animal at the foot of my bed. because that’s how I feel

[vigilantehearts]

“He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful person, to be, as simple as it sounded… happy. And during the course of each day his heart would descend from his chest into his stomach. By early afternoon he was overcome by the feeling that nothing was right, or nothing was right for him, and by the desire to be alone. By evening he was fulfilled: alone in the magnitude of his grief… He would fall asleep with his heart at the foot of his bed, like some domesticated animal that was no part of him at all. And each morning he would wake with it again in the cupboard of his rib cage, having become a little heavier, a little weaker, but still pumping. And by the midafternoon he was again overcome with the desire to be somewhere else, someone else, someone else somewhere else. I am not sad.”

-Jonathan Safran Foer, “Everything Is Illuminated”

[jiangwanyin]

— vladimir nabokov, in a letter to his wife [24 march 1937] from letters to véra (trans. olga voronina & brian boyd)

[queenungraceful]

[unclefather]

you put your feet in the murky river water and im in there and i am biting on your feet

[unclefather]

im a prana

[unclefather]

River is closed.

[creepyvintagestuff]

Crazy costumes: A man getting arrested for dressing up as an alien to scare people (circa 1950).

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

[dadgirlwalking]

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me and you

[fruitblr]

“They can eat it gradual when the visit’s over.”

Downton Abbey (2019) dir. Michael Engler

[killtheteendream]

In 2010 I prayed to live in a time when Taio Cruz’s Dynamite was no longer playing on the radio, and now in 2022 I’d fall to my knees in tears if I had the chance to go back