I'm obsessed with Southern!Alfred
- I'm obsessed with Alfred who is the king of southern hospitality and manners (he will fuss at you to get your elbows off the table)
- Alfred who drinks almost exclusively sweet tea
- Alfred who gets breakfast at the Waffle House every morning
- Alfred whose nicknames are all food (butter bean, sweet pea, sugar cube, etc.)
- Alfred who could easily steal your girl with his accent alone
- Alfred who'll say "Hold my beer" before doing the most unhinged, reckless shit you've ever seen
- Alfred who takes his guitar everywhere and loves to show off
- Alfred who can also play violin and piano, but only knows country songs
- Alfred whose favorite thing is horseback riding
- Alfred who's never been to a mechanic because he can fix his old beat up truck himself
- Alfred who wears boots and blue jeans everywhere, including to world meetings
- Alfred whose most devastating insult is "Oh, bless your heart, you sweet summer child"
- Alfred who's actually a genius engineer and posts a new unhinged thing he made on r/redneck engineering every week
