Oh Happy Day

Wat da fak

[firstprinced]

shane's brain when it gets direct instructions he doesn't have to decode and can't overthink: brrrrrrrrrr ✨

[rileyclaw]

the people tm wanted me to make this

[adreamingsologirl]

[oldfilmsflicker]

[ladykate63]

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.

[the17thtearoom]

We stan both the wives and the king

[chungo-tastic]

Tom Smith ~Bubblegum Bitch~ AMV

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

i hate how this is a shitpost, and yet so much time and effort went into producing it 

[strangenewgirls]

[okayysophia]

TOM HANKS’ WHAT?!

[sakizremade]

Lisa for allure.

[weheartchrisevans]

[sweatyturnip]

OK BUT WHAT IF

[whitepeopletwitter]

[queenholocene-deactivated202211]

time to resurrect my favorite anecdote about CATS

[dare-i-say-asexual]

a guy at my work said telling your wife/gf that they’re the most beautiful woman in the world to you is just “something you say” and i almost went apeshit. imagine not genuinely believing the woman you’re supposed to love is a work of art. fucking weak. dare i even say pathetic.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

he told me this in a very obnoxious wink wink nudge nudge sort of way too like we were sharing an inside joke and got annoyed when i was like “I don’t just say that because i think I’m supposed to mark. i really feel that way about the women i love.” like lol imagine thinking my lesbian ass is gonna co-sign your toxic straight boy bullshit attitude

[dare-i-say-asexual]

oh what’s that mark? you lie about how you feel to the women in your life to emotionally manipulate them into staying with you until you feel like moving on? and you think this is normal and not something that’s gonna make me want to beat you with my clipboard? is that what you think you shitty little egg man?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[rumman]

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

[l-a-l-o-u]

anyone else remember this au

[nativenews]

[blackjame]

This is why the brushing aside of colonization because “well that was my ancestors not me” doesn’t work. You still benefit from it. You still perpetuate the effects of it. If white people weren’t like their ancestors? They would give these people their land back and let them decide how to move forward. 

Denying them housing on their own land? Being in a position to do that? Is certainly as colonizer as it gets. You are living your ancestors dreams.