Bees!

Unfortunately on tumblr

[coffeeandacig]

Check out the long-haired, bearded 1980’s dude lurking in the background in this scene from season 10, episode 7.

Credit: MashMemories

[funfettitoonz]

alan alda: hawkeye wake up. i get to write an episode.. you know what that means. its time for me to put you in the torture chamber again

[dyingroses]

M*A*S*H + text posts

[testosterone-junky]

Made a thing. Is this anything.

[freelance-abortionist]

[margarettherelentless]

Girlhood is a Spectrum

[smeefy-smoofy]

I'm sorry, I love frank burns

that man is insecure, strict about rules, doesn't understand most jokes, defensive, gets upset easily

that man would have a chair that is HIS chair (despite there being hundreds of other chairs) and no you can't sit in MY chair and oh look now you've ruined it, you sat in my chair and now I have to find another chair because you ruined it by sitting in it

and why is everyone so angry with me! I am doing everything exactly right and he is not doing things correctly so why does everyone love him

yes I am a normal man, I do normal guy stuff! look I'll do a normal man thing now, look I can be fun! look how fun and amazing I am!

sorry that was a lot I just really love major frank burns and I relate to him a lot and I just think hes neat ok

[crydamouree]

"funny how it fell open to sodom and gommorah" what do you mean by that 🤨

[bracketsandunderscores]

gonna start calling the mash community on here my mashtuals just because i can. the hills are alive!

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

M*A*S*H S1E6 “Yankee Doodle Doctor” (dir. Lee Phillips)

[green-mug-tomato-juice]

i just found this video from when my laptop speaker broke and i was using it to make a horror movie soundtrack to everything i was watching lmfaoooooooooo

[bracketsandunderscores]

can hawkeye stop taking over my thoughts its seriously annoying and now i have to count hawkeyes to go to sleep.

[robs-your-robins]

I love the idea of Tim clocking Bruce was Batman as a small child but the problem is that he is a small child. Tim at a charity event with his parents and they're passing Bruce and Tim just tugs at Janet's hand snf he's like "Dad, that's Batman" and the Drakes are all, "Oh don't be silly, Timmy."

Then a few years later, Bruce is at a gala and Jack and he are bonding over their kids and Jack has to tell him that his Tim, his silly little boy, thinks that Bruce is Batman. And Bruce is chuckling, like "yo that's crazy" until he looks around and... is that? There's Tim pressed up against a window.

[namura018]

I just had to draw them

[himbocorgi]

How come House never got into a little submarine and fought the virus from inside the body? They say he's a good doctor?

[luulapants]

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

[nestofstraightlines]

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

[throckmortons-thrussy]

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: Tumblr tags reading: 'your body won't go where your mind has never been' is an emergency preparedness concept taught to me that I will never forget. End ID.]

[femalegothic]

one of the most important tweets ever twote

[frownyalfred]

*Jason Todd Voice* he only has 957 things wrong with him?