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hymneminium

You know how it is with dichotomies

mereologic

it depends

cryptotheism

Or it doesn't

zebruh

the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here

amalgamation-of-ungodly-beings

Is this anything

abidethetempest

where is my beloved "its ween" pumpkin. i require its presence

partydemoman

Pretty sure this is it?

abidethetempest

YES MY PRECIOUS

ITS FUCKING WEENNNNNNN

abidethetempest

why is this post breaking containment. don’t do this to me

padawan-historian

no caption needed

lizardsfromspace

When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably

ratbastarddotfuck

Next year we are so back

lizardsfromspace

Together we can revive the pirate-talker ecosystem

lizardsfromspace

Talk Like A Pirate Day was the pioneer of Silly Meme Holidays, the standard-bearer for many years. But now, in a fast world of Ides of March, MAR10s, and Pi Days, nobody stops to talk like a pirate anymore.

But we can change this. This September 19th, stop being a scurvy landlubber and "walk the plank" of fun! Set a reminder now, possibly on a clock you put inside a crocodile, to save the struggling pirate ecoysystem, yarr. We lost the ninjas. We lost the epic bacons, narwhals, and Flying Spaghetti Monsters. But you can help save a pirate today (if it's September 19th)

(This reminder would be more timely if it was in April, like I always think it is for some reason)

lizardsfromspace

The Day Is Nearly At Hand

lemonbubble

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

snapcracklepop-myjoints

"what if that homeless person you gave money to spends it on alcohol ???😱" first of all alcohol withdrawal kills people and if theyre not in a safe place to detox (unlikely if they dont have a fucking home) this is literally harm reduction. second of all if they are not in danger of withdrawal thats fine too because im not a little baby bitch who thinks people have to earn the right to have a fucking drink by passing the "must be this tall housed to ride" test. third of all i would have spent it on alcohol also. so now what.

homunculus-argument

Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

ashroomancer

This

is the OU Kosher certificate symbol. A food manufacturer pays to have a private inspector come and check the production standards of a given company to confirm they do, in fact, follow kosher. Part of Jewish law requires (and I'm paraphrasing here) that meat be butchered humanely, with a prayer, and in a clean environment. One of the main concerns with food safety when the FDA isn't doing inspections revolves around meat plants. Historically they're dangerous, unhygienic, and cut corners. In the 1920's when the FDA wasn't really a thing yet, and food safety was a matter of checking for chemical purity and not stopping people from putting sawdust in food, non-Jewish people used kosher as a way to determine if they could trust certain industrial food products. I wrote a paper about this recently and I'll have to dig up the citations later, but I remember at one point the majority of OUs customer base was non-Jewish up until the like 60s when the FDA sued for greater good and drug powers.

Tldr; there's a long history of non-jewish Americans relying on kosher labels to inform them of food safety in the US, it's not (usually) anti-Semitic exoticism.

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

dragongirlbunny

motherfucker-unlimited

Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

motherfucker-unlimited

Whoa watch it bud! If I hadn't caught you you would have fallen straight into that pit of tentacles! Good thing I stopped you when I did, huh?

motherfucker-unlimited

Oh man if I was just a few minutes late that vampire baroness would have hypnotized you and made you her thrall, good thing you can always count on me, ey? Cmon let's get going, the next round's on you

fleshadept

mithrandirl

kallypsowrites

Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

alkliliyfamliye

Anyway if nothing else matters then I hope people remember that Pope Francis used his last public address to call for a ceasefire in Gaza and call Israel a terrorist state:

"I continue to receive very serious and painful news from Gaza. Unarmed civilians are subjected to

I am Sami, I live in the middle of Gaza. Help me. We see death every day.

bombings and shootings. It is terrorism."