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[kaeirou]

happy belated chapter 5

[deltarune-fan1225]

[pumee001]

Totally platonic

[jordiipordii]

Kevin has 100% woken up to Andreil making out right beside him TOO MANY times to ever accurately count. And each and every time he’s laid there slack-jawed and with arched brows but an otherwise perfectly stone still body; as if so long as they don’t know he’s awake, they’ll keep going and he can watch as long as he wants as his sweatpants become tighter and tighter with every little sigh Neil lets out and every new glide of Andrew’s hand down Neil’s back or along the curve of his ass and back again. Newsflash: they def know he’s awake, & this little show they’re putting on is intentional.

[5buny]

‪i need a merman kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a pirates kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a office rivals kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a knights kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a stalkers kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a apocalypse kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a pornstars kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a bakery kevjean au so bad                                                                       i need a band members kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a spies kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a detectives kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a hackers kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a roommates kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a farmers kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a serial killers kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a arranged marriage kevjean au so bad                                                 

i need a scientists kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a teachers kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a coaches kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a highschool kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a tired uni students kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a ballet kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a pianists kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need boxers kevjean au so bad

i need a body swap kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a war kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a neighbours kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a bookstore kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a supernatural kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a vet kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a models kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a single parents kevjean au so bad                                                          

‪i need a time travel kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a youtubers kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a fallen angel kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a asylum kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a camping kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a zombie kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a imaginary friend kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a hogwarts kevjean au so bad                                                               

i need a fake dating kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a generals kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a royalty kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a ghost kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a tattoo artist kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a florist kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a formula kevjean au so bad‬

‪i need a Atlantic kevjean au so bad

i need a cyborg kevjean au so bad

i need a genie kevjean au so bad

i need a bartender kevjean au so bad

i need a blind kevjean au so bad

i need a body guard kevjean au so bad

i need a werewolf kevjean au so bad 

i need a bounty hunter kevjean au so bad 

i need a prank war kevjean au so bad

i need a vampire kevjean au so bad

i need a hospital kevjean au so bad 

i need a fantasy kevjean au so bad

i need a ceo kevjean au so bad

[kefcioart]

“It was my only chance,” Kevin said. “I knew you wouldn’t come with me.”

“My place is at Evermore,” Jean agreed, “but you did not have to slit my throat on the way out.”

― Nora Sakavic, The Sunshine Court

The parallels betwen Kevjean and Orpheus and Eurydice are so strong i couldnt resist making it into a lil au

[plantbvn]

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Shh

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6

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Q

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A

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Us

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Life

[risha-png]

Happy blissed out kevjean Thursday.

[deeppenguinstudent]

Ily

[stringcage]

Haha nooo don't go to law school ur so exy 🫦

[enthyrea]

sneaking off at a gala but make it yuri