yeehonk :o)

she/they | femme queer | 23 gay with a side of bad jokes

[lesbianpuppets]

marionette/mangle....butch/femme icons...

hey anon how does it feel to be right all the time

[coughloop]

tumblr is acting awfully cheeky for a site i have no reason to believe wouldnt sell to musk in a heart beat if he offered 0.1 percent of what he payed for twitter

[xertias]

ive had this visualized in my head for about a month and im glad i finally got to sit down today and start it LMAO

(loud btw)

[radiofreederry]

[anexperimentallife]

The evil ghouls at Nestlé are still pumping, too.

[staff]

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[myworsttenebrae-deactivated2025]

oh boy

[cyberscraps]

imagine if i finished anything ever

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[catgirlforeskin]

You can’t get this anywhere else

[peakvincent]

new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

Don't talk to me I'm officially in mourning

[arahir]

z library just is an interface for libgen fyi, which is still up and searchable and downloadable. go get your content.

[arahir]

also stop talking about piracy on tiktok like jesus christ on a pogo stick no one gives a shit what we talk about on tumblr but tiktok literally is the reason this got taken down. they even announced they were blocking the zlib tag pending a govt investigation. can't u guys be cool about anything

[mortalityplays]

it is truly astounding how unembarrassed people are to have less basic curiosity about the world than a rural peasant from the 1400s

[mortalityplays]

someone figured out how to eat tapioca and you won't boil an egg

[mortalityplays]

I don't like the phrase 'learned helplessness' bc I think 90% of what we use it for right now isn't learned helplessness at all, it's learned refusal. Nobody actually thinks they are too stupid and incompetent to try boiling an egg or to click on the second page of google results, they just can't be fucking bothered and have learned all kinds of cargo cult structural inequality talking points to justify it.

Ohhh schools don't teach critical thinking any more ohhh my parents never taught me how to boil water ohhhhhh not everyone is privileged enough to have the time and energy to read two whole wikipedia articles I have no choice but to go through life with the accumulated knowledge of a dead beetle.

[irregodless]

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

[damian-janus-pendragon]

[irregodless]

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[valtsv]

people who characterize horatio as the more sensible and mature one out of him and hamlet are lying to themselves. i mean sure okay horatio doesn't go around talking to himself about death and revenge or jumping into graves but he literally goes along with and assists every insane plan hamlet comes up with and when hamlet is dying he immediately tries to drink poison about it. horatio is literally just this post

[mephistopheles]

all this praise for female actors who have been hamlet onstage. well. what about the praise for ME. who has been hamlet so many times. inside my head

[crystallizedtwilight]

I couldn’t sleep until I drew this

[hyrude]

hit after hit