elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber
ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry
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@peakvincent
elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber
ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry
Acrylic Painting inspired by ‘Augustus of Primaporta’
admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing
fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear
“I’m out of patience and the world is out of time.”
Guillermo Arias (No Info) - Woman Reading by the Lake, 2026, Paintings: Digital Art
[ID: A small brown and white calf resting their head on the head of a large black longhorn cow. The bigger cow is grazing and paying no mind to the baby.]
Gouldian Finch (Chloebia gouldiae), family Estrildidae, order Passeriformes, Australia
photograph by Jan Wegener
steal his look
broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes
[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball
this is the most beautiful shape for an animal to be
his average daily screen time is eighteen hours.
(also this is coincidental that I’m drawing him in purple for like the fifth time but I think it just suits him :) )
they killed him for this
my dinner-centric world view
Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.
I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"
this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file
I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit
@thesummoningdark hello?????
yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me
Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!