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You know what’s even more annoying than basically sharing a room with my twin’s evil girlfriend? Sharing a ceiling with the stompy people upstairs. How the hell do I tell them to take off their shoes or lose weight so they stop waking me up at random hours?

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Weed will help you sleep even if there’s a metal concert happening next door. It’s not for everyone, I know, but maybe consider it.

#dash: gaston3

TEXT ⛅ spaire

Claire: oh my fairy goodness, if this weather continues to flip flop like this i might have to wear a hat. the humidity changing and the rain and the sudden wind. is it just me??

Spider: definitely not just you. march is just weird like that. it's not quite winter but not quite spring.

#text: claire

{text} 😤 spissidy

Spider: my band auditions are going terribly. some guy actually just auditioned with photograph by nickelback. and to makes things worse i think he actually wants to be chad kroeger???

#text: cassidy #asucassidy

{text} 😱 speddie

Eddie: I know I just don't want her to be sad. We haven't had sex though so that's not an issue. I wouldn't do that to her. I just need a way to let her down easy.

Spider: better for her to be sad now than be absolutely devastated because you've kept the charade going for longer.

Spider: i'd say write her a song explaining everything but that could go down either way.

#text: eddie

{text} 😴 spemery

Emery: oh i didn't even think about the symbolism. i just love painting bunnies doing things. my next pieces are going to be bunnies doing human things. is this helping keep you awake?

Spider: bunnies doing human things sounds good. you should do one filing his taxes... even bunnies can't escape the monotony of adult life. and yes, it is! i appreciate it.

#text: emery

{text} 🥊 spurtle

Spider: sorry to have to say this but, take my weed again and i will kick your gonads so hard your grandchildren will feel it.

Turtle: 🙃

Spider: is that all you have to say for yourself?

#text: turtle

TEXT 🌊 LYDER

Lyra: Do you ever just feel like you don't belong anywhere? Or is that just a me problem that nobody else has?

Spider: i think everyone feels that way at some point, sadly. the world is just a really lonely place. but you know you can always talk to me.

Spider: has anything in particular made you feel this way or are you just ruminating?

#text: lyra

TEXT 🕰️ SPIDARROW

Sparrow: I know you're up because you're not stupid and only an idiot would miss a sun rise this beautiful.

Sparrow: And on that note, I'm going to find somewhere around here to get a decent cup of tea if you wish to join me.

Spider: correct! it reminds me of paint colors running together.

Spider: i'm tired and kind of sad but nothing tea won't fix. is it jacket weather or coat weather?

#text: sparrow

{text} 😱 speddie

Eddie: I've just got a girlfriend situation going on. I don't want to hurt her. What do I do! I can't break a girl's heart. That is NOT the Eddie De La Cruz way

Spider: oh. dizzy? are you just not in to her as much as you initially thought? it's probably better for you to break it off now before things get serious. you don't want to be the guy who humps and dumps.

#text: eddie

{text} 😴 spemery

Emery: [bunnyingrass]

Emery: [bunnyintree]

Emery: [bunnyonaswing]

Emery: what do you think?

Spider: i love them. great symbolism. a bunny who lives it's life firmly by the book, following the rules; safe and healthy; but missing out on all of what life has to offer. a bunny who is far removed from where a bunny should be to, putting himself in grave danger, but gets to experience thrills and excitement constantly. lastly, a bunny who has found a happy medium.

#text: emery

{text} 😱 speddie

Eddie: oh yeah I was just thinking about things. Nothing bad tho. Sorry didn't mean to mess with the jam's vibes.

Spider: you have nothing to be sorry for. just can tell when someone's mind is wandering while they're making music. it's a talent. hope you're ok, i know we aren't super close but i'm always here if you need to talk.

#text: eddie