everyone in reality is going to love you.

autistic girlboy | detective-pilled

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[koifiers]

wowa

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[ailithnight]

Hey OP, love your scalding take here; don't forget about commutes.

Once you factor in commute times (which even for short distances can be grotesquely inflated due to the fact that so many people are all commuting at the same time, but that's a different conversation) many people are actually devoting upwards of 10-12 hours a day on "work related tasks."

[bafahy]

The mosaicist

[summerof2005]

I am just a kitten,

Hardly fit my mittens

Much too small, i figure,

One day i'll be bigger

One day i'll be a great big kitty cat

Use open windows to go from flat to flat

Wanted to draw Noelle playing Catz on the nintendo ds

[beybuniki]

Ruby and Lucifer's vessel

[sweetlambeyed]

FUN GANG SCHOOL DAYS !!!

[notdeezy]

Today is the day to post this

[aceofwaffles]

I’ve been slowly working on this for several years now, but I think I’m finally ready to post Part 2.

I made MORE Stardew Valley sprites into Ace Attorney characters!

This is most of the characters I have. If you go back to my original post you might notice that in addition to the new characters I also updated some of the existing ones! This was mostly minor color and shading changes. But I also made some more noticeable edits like adding texture to Phoenix’s hat, making Blackquill’s hair not stick out to the side, and completely redesigning Nahyuta to give him his canon outfit instead of a weird recolor of Elliott’s. The reason I made a lot of the decisions I did originally was because I didn’t have the confidence to tackle something like Nahyuta’s outfit or Edgeworth’s hair. But I’ve improved a lot since then, and I’m not really intimidated by complicated designs anymore.

Showing off the prosecutors together! Also the different Dahlia and Irises I have.

Miscellaneous Category. Diego Armando, Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth, teenage Pearl (based on a concept art design), and Datz.

Aaaaaand here’s all the different directions I have! I have animations for some of them, but I didn’t include them here.

Anyway I’m leaving it here with the commentary, since I had to redo this post multiple times. (The drafts kept breaking for some reason.)

[blabbinbab]

jon in his ninja larping era

[defense-lawyer]

coast guard on the ferry are the most useless thing ever they’re literally always standing in a circle shooting the shit LEAVE

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[defense-lawyer]

scrolling tumblr at my hookups place tell me why we’re almost oomfs-in-law

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[sideblog-memes]

[watermelon-jollyranchers]

the implications of jonah magnus being a queer man in the 19th century and choosing to serve an eldritch manifestation of the fear of having your secrets exposed and judged and condemned by the wider world,,,, I’m sick