Shamelessly Me

Laren | she/her | bi | nursing ||You’re here, and then you’re gone. Do your best and don’t be a dick.

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

[sonicrainbooms]

[gortys-and-loaderbot]

Wanda Sykes’ cousin Matthan teaches government at a high school in Virginia. He was my teacher. He has diabetes and ADD and he yells a lot. 

[deferredmomentum]

I know a guy who grew up with John Mellencamp and is still good friend with him and Meg Ryan. My mom dated a guy who worked on John Travolta’s yacht (John Travolta is a nightmare to work for, if you made eye contact with him or Kelly Preston without being spoken to first you would be automatically fired)

[goodboyaesthetic]

This is the reason why you should hire an artist! 😍😍😍

[lacerot]

[pseudofighting]

it took me a mere two hours to get obsessed with the Witcher, a new record

the incorrect quote came from @pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos

[bettsfic]

Dear Geralt of Rivia Thirst Expert, why does Geralt inspire such thirst? What can we learn from his character to create our own thirst traps?

here we go here we go 

TOP 10 REASONS I AM THIRSTY FOR GERALT OF RIVIA

1. premium grade A prime beef

obvs i Appreciate mr. cavill’s dedication to his physique insofar that he dehydrated himself* for three days prior to this scene. like. he did that for us. 

BUT

a girl does not mind some tum-tum. fic authors, take note. give me chomky geralt and i will offer my fealty.

*there’s a joke here somewhere about thirst but i am not writing this post with my upstairs brain

2a. DAD

2b. DADDY

i have been staring at this gif for a solid minute and i shit you not i am tearing up?? i am literally this meme rn

3. big EOE (eating out energy)

i have no canonical evidence of this but i know it in my heart. breakfast, lunch, and dinner, ya feel? 

4. cleans up nice

5. dirties up better

6. AMGRY BOI

7. AMGRIER BOIIIII

8. that lil head tilt

exhibit A, your honor

exhibit B

exhibit C

9. then there’s this fuckign thing

like

10. and lastly, THIS bullshit

when he is actually

tl;dr i am dying in the sahara for geralt of rivia someone help me

[softestevie]

twinks

[anyataylorjoy]

The Witcher + Onion Headlines 1/?

[riverofviolets]

BIG MOOD.

Found on Facebook, tag me if you're the op I'll credit you for sure

[incorrectwitcher]

Geralt: what's your name?

Jaskier: hired

Geralt: you're hired?

Jaskier: thank you, i am looking forward to working with you

[dechart]

everyone: uhh jaskier isn't gay lol wtf

jaskier being our Pan Icon™:

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

The Witcher incorrect quotes |11|

[destroyedparadise234]

Geralt, squishing Jaskier’s face between two pieces of bread, idiot sandwich style: What are you?

Jaskier: A snack

Geralt: No.

[blithefool]

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[mysweetoddbird]

2020 is the year we stop acting like Klaus is an innocent baby who could do nothing wrong. Listen, I love Klaus; I adore him, but he’s a deeply flawed character like all of the other siblings. He’s a traumatized addict who has been shown to steal and cheat and generally do whatever he needs to for a fix without regard for who he’s hurting. Even now that he’s clean we haven’t seen any remorse for any of that. Klaus Hargreeves is a deeply complex and flawed character and it’s time some of ya’ll stop acting like he can do no wrong.

[feministism]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.

[teaboot]

Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be

[evieplease]

This is all FAR more useful education than ‘Having unmarried sex while female makes you a dirty slut’ .

[nakedinasnowsuit]

There are a lot of male folks who follow me but don’t know these things. It’s good to know all of this! Just as your partner should want to know about the intricacies of your plumbing, you should care about this.

[lunacorva]

Spreading this for general health tips.

[placentafluid]

for trans guys who haven’t transitioned yet and even then