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Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.”

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I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy

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I just remembered that when I was like 6 I had a dream where I heard a very tiny “hello!” and I looked and it was this tiny white puffball and it looked like this

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that was god

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Happy Holidays everyone!

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merry the fellowship leaves rivendell day to all who celebrate it

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Celebrian awaits her husband and children on the shores of Valinor.

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Christmas Angel by Grace Popp

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a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

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i’m not Jewish but now i’m also captivated by the concept of a menorah borealis, and I didn’t see anyone else drawing it. Hope you like it & hope everyone who celebrates has a lovely Hanukkah. <3

edit: now with the correct number of branches for a Hanukkah menorah.

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m- MENORAH BOREALIS? at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the internet, localised entirely within this tumblr thread?

(but fr happy hanukkah to anyone who celebrates it)

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(but fr happy

hanukkah to anyone

who celebrates it)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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rylandsgrace

#Merry crisis

feliicityrampant

i wish there was a site that was like. video game hints. that were less walkthroughs and more “it’s in this general area” or “this puzzle is easy if you picked up all seven clues. are you missing one?” or “don’t forget you can [mechanic].” sometimes im stumped but i dont want someone to just tell me the answer…

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oh good fucking news this exists

pbdigital

In a similar vein there is Before I Play which is a site that has contributions to kind of give you a heads up on stuff you probably would’ve liked to know ‘before you played’.

Warning that there may and will be spoilers, though they try to avoid them mostly. It’s a good resource if you constantly worry you’re missing something important or doing thing wrong.