facts™️

it’s been 6 years, who’s to say this stuff didn’t happen ?

[maidnurse]

vmin bios!

♥︎ ≀ vminie! ⊹ 소울 메이트.

˓ 𝘃𝗺𝗶𝗻/연애 〃 𝟵𝟱' ⊹ 김 ♥︎ 박

˒ 🌱 ៸៸  ‹3 ˓ teteminie! ✧

(๑ ᴖ ᴈ ᴖ)ﾉ 𝟿𝟻' ✧ 태태♥︎미니!

❍ ˓ 𝟵𝟱' ♡ 내 사랑 ۰ 𖥻뷔민!

like or reblog if you save!

[definitely-correct-bts]

jimin: STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING POSSESSED

jungkook: i’m free real estate

jimin: NO YOU’RE NOT

[bts-as-asshats-deactivated20210]

hoseok, cooking: god i can never look at salmon the same after what happened.

yoongi: you don't mean th-

hoseok: the incident.

jungkook: what incident?

yoongi: KOO N-

hoseok, in tears: THE YEAR IS 2006

[huimangi]

hobi and his acorn bag feat. yoongi

[btshh]

OH NO!! HE IS COMING!!!

[definitely-correct-bts]

yoongi: the trust is gone. this relationship is over.

seokjin: all because i said ‘yeehaw’???

[definitely-correct-bts]

seokjin: whats ‘yoink’

taehyung: it’s the opposite of yeet, but just as fast

jungkook: the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away

namjoon: what the fuck are they doing

yoongi: communicating

[definitely-correct-bts]

hoseok: got called gay at the dance studio earlier

jimin: tell us what happened

hoseok: i got called gay at the dance studio earlier

taehyung: yeah, but why

hoseok: i was making out with yoongi

jungkook: at the dance studio?

hoseok: yeah it was at the dance studio

[kim-taehyung]

TAEHYUNG APPRECIATION WEEK ♡ BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN Day 1 ➝ Tae + Tannie

“When I was adopting Tan, I saw this special and unique dog and was just fascinated by him. So when I was bringing him to live with me, he gave me such a strong first impression.”

[definitely-correct-bts]

yoongi: tell me what happened

jungkook: okay, but you have to promise not to get mad

yoongi: what. happened.

jungkook: i was minding my own business-

yoongi, slamming fist on table: BULLSHIT

jungkook: I WAS

[taebb-deactivated20201016]

sir this is national television

[definitely-correct-bts]

ok i never do this but i just watched my notifications blow up bc @lemondrop-pop went through my w h o l e b l o g and liked almost every single post and it made me smile so much and i just wanna say how fucking happy u all make me liking and reblogging my stupid quotes!!!

[definitely-correct-bts]

cat: *touches yoongi with its paw*

yoongi, tearing up: thank you

[definitely-correct-bts]

jimin: so what’s the plan for tonight?

jungkook: are you sure you want to talk about the P-A-R-T-Y in front of the A-D-U-L-T-S?

yoongi: gee, it’s times like these when i sure wish i could spell

[definitely-correct-bts]

jungkook: this is not the best decision i have ever made, but it is a decision

[definitely-correct-bts]

taehyung: if you put a slice of turkey in a DVD player and press play, will it play the turkey’s whole life story?

namjoon: none of the parenting books i’ve read could have prepared me for you

[definitely-correct-bts]

nearly at 1k 🥺🥺

i’m super close to 1k followers so is there anything y’all wanted to do?? like a q & a, face reveal, idk?? send me an ask and lmk!!