Come TV with us

for legal reasons I'd like to say I'm not the official hulu and this is just a gimmick blog. I simply act as a personification

[definitely-hulu]

Hello! Hulu here, thought I'd join my sis @totally-peacock-i-swear on this. So what's up y'all, your man Hulu's entered the party 😎

Pronouns: He/it

Fav color: Green obviously

The best out of the NBC services ✋

[definitely-hulu]

gang it's my first ever birthday.

Where's my smash cake.

[poe-the-failure]

Reblog to scare away your depression

[definitely-hulu]

im cured

[teathattast]

[djarinstarwhores]

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

[sashaforthewin]

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

[definitely-hulu]

i think the dog's name is billy

/paws

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[definitely-hulu]

teach me your ways

[catchymemes]

[definitely-hulu]

tw ¿vulgar?

i am the sex scene.

[mackonfire]

Reblog if you like music or you eat eleven nuclear bombs per day

[definitely-hulu]

Excuse me, why can't I eat 17 nuclear bombs per day?

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[d0n-d13g0]

THOSE ARE JUST ARTFUL SPEAKER ENCLOSURES

[hellenhighwater]

Ah, no, this is my artful speaker enclosure.

[definitely-hulu]

i think i would fit in there.

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[mintbecrazy]

Okay 0kay now imagen a truck moving at 300 parsec per 69 seconds from a local sewer

[definitely-hulu]

can it hit me

[mintbecrazy]

Goodnight

[definitely-hulu]

sleep tight dont let me bite

[definitely-hulu]

Family guy

Simpsons

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[the-real-gmail]

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

[france-the-third]

Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse

[offiiciallybavaria]

Lemme just.

[france-the-third]

wait no

[totally-china]

why would you do this to everyone France

[france-the-third]

Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭

[totally-china]

and I’m about to queue it a bajilion times :D

[france-the-third]

WHAT NO

[totally-china]

heheheh I already did it you can’t stop me

[france-the-third]

… Bad China ToT

[totally-china]

Just for that I’m adding 20 more to my queue

[non-tyrannical-usa]

hello everyone seeing this post I hope you’re ready to see it several times more

[definitely-hulu]

hi guys

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

trans

[definitely-hulu]

no

im gay

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

for now

[definitely-hulu]

well, isn't that ominous.

[batman-lucy]

SOMEONE PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME I WAS FEELING SO SHIT AND I STILL CLEANED MY ROOM AND BRUSHED MY TEETH AND WASHED MY FACE AND I FEEL SO PROUD OF MYSELF :33333333

GONNA BRUSH MY HAIR NOW AND BRAID IT :33333

[definitely-hulu]

I'm proud of you, kid.

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

wat do u cal a reptile smoking weed

a mariguana

[definitely-hulu]

thats a kneeslapper

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

@namelesstunnelgrub​ i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

CUCKFIELD REAL?

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

NO FUCKING WAY

[definitely-hulu]

bonk.

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

trans

[definitely-hulu]

no

im gay