Many Surprises Await You

I'm Damian, that cool sexy kid all your friends tell you about. P.S.-my URL is a lie.

[nebbyinthebags]

[ja3gerbombvstic]

got rid of yo bitch ass

[twitterlols]

[sa2ha]

ok but this is real

[profeminist]

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[sovietunions]

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

[stability]

[dirtyhippiie]

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[kingjaffejoffer]

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

[gemestoned]

What happened next??

[kingjaffejoffer]

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

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Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

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Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

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Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via QueenIdle)

[sonic-spindash]

I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground…

[icachondeo]

[dicksplit]

Straight Friend: “I’m open minded”

Me:

[shittyidea]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

This is my favorite headline ever

[respectfulmemes]

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