woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*
me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol

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woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*
me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol
the reason i secretly like holiday meet-cute movies is not because they're romantic. it's because of their ludicrous, BALLS TO THE WALL insistence that there are VERY REAL and VERY POWERFUL SUPERNATURAL FORCES that will go to ANY McFUCKIN LENGTH to make wishes come true. like i have seen less commitment to magic as a plot device in actual genre fantasy media. almost literally every holiday movie is like:
secretly tenderhearted heroine who puts on a chilly facade because of her previous Disappointments: oh well. i know it's silly to dream, because.... because holiday magic isn't... real
holiday magic, bolting upright in rage: the FUCK i AIN'T
secretly tenderhearted heroine who used to love christmas but hasn't been back to the farmhouse for years: i just don't have time to fall in love, especially not... at this time of year...
holiday magic, flinging her soulmate from a whole other century bodily over the windshield of her car: INCOMING, BITCH
#THEY DON’T WRITE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE
[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]
People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.
People think that Nine is dark sullen and a killer. They’re wrong. Nine’s not dark. He’s light and happy and in love. He wears a leather jacket and is the closest Doctor to the Time War, but he is not dark. He is a light person who is fighting his dark past. He knows what he’s done and is fighting to right his wrongs. He just wants everyone to live.
Eleven on the other hand is the exact opposite. People think he’s a puppy in a fez. They’re wrong. He is not happy and joyful. He’s careless. He is having adventures while ruining lives and killing people. He is the man who forgets. He has forgotten the pain he felt after what he did and now is so comfortable killing.
He doesn’t remember Nine. Nine, the Doctor with depression. Nine, the Doctor who fell in love with an nineteen year old shop girl who didn’t need a magic back story to be special. Nine, the Doctor who went and saved his friends without killing. Nine, the Doctor who chose to lose instead of causing loss.
Nine chooses to give up being a god. Eleven pretends he is a god. Nine would make a merciful god. Eleven acts like a vengeful god. Nine is a puppy in a leather jacket. Eleven is a a killer in a fez.
I want to marry this post.
^still.
Example #658 of why Moffat sucks at running Doctor Who
i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task
insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–
TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.
*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*
I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
maybe the real treasure was this gun i found along the way
this is what riverdale should’ve been
Just in case you guys didn’t know just how perfect Julie Andrews is…
Coolest
Ya really believe she did that ok guy
she literally did but okay bitter butt.
Do you have any favorite moments or funny sort of production stories or scenes from the film? JA: Do I ever! Mattress surfing down the stairs is a hazard, I can tell you, and children often ask me, was that really you? And I say, “Yes it was, and I was absolutely terrified. I was hugely proud of myself when I pulled it off, but it wasn’t that easy.
There are still one-liners from the film that I use in my everyday life. The princess Anne Hathaway says, “Would you like to slide in first into the car?” and the queen says, “No, I never slide.” And so I cannot tell you how many times that comes up in my life, and I respond, “I never slide.” It’s definitely a small joke in the family.
Julie Andrews is better than Jesus
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Rip to my past self but I'm different
– me, incorrectly, every single fucking time
*is self conscious of the speed of my windshield wipers*
please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video