Just Three Bats in a Trenchcoat

[herpsandbirds]

Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia), BIG STRETCH!, family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Cape Coral, FL, USA

photograph by Doug Lambert

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[chronicallydragons]

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

[robinboardman]

Puffins on Lunga island, Scotland. Photograph: Murdo MacLeod

[asmogorna]

hes trying his best to be polite

[montrealvictoire]

me and the devil on my shoulder

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[beemovieerotica]

[sea--burn]

five. hundred. cigarettes

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[shenoego]

GET BACK HERE

[pangur-and-grim]

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[pwhl-mybeloved]

The countdown to the draft is on 👀 Get to know @/badgerwhockey's Laila Edwards, one of the top prospects in this year's draft class!

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

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[adamantineheart]

steph posted this yesterday and i cackled. carpy never change you make me feel so seen.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Watching the latest Game Changer and laughing so much that Diesel (who was trying to sleep on me) got mad at the shaking and left

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh god they're doing Australian accents. Why. Sam this is actual violence. Don't make me listen to Americans failing to do Australian accents for ten minutes please, PLEASE, I am fucking BEGGING you.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Americans should have to get an accent license before they're allowed to do Australian accents. Like little kids getting a pen license in school.

[darkenedyeastextract]

ok but Bluey would genuinely make em better right?. But for like the generation that’s age 0-5 now. So like in 20 -odd years a lot of young up and coming american actors will have decent east-coast accents

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love the idea that Bluey will be such a large part of their media consumption for so many years that they will be able to do her accent well in twenty years' time. Bluey Is Eternal.

[mistermustachio]

Also, what was that about a pen license?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When kids are first learning to write, they usually do their schoolwork in graphite pencil, so that mistakes can be erased and they don't stain everything with ink. Once they exhibit enough control and competence to be trusted with a pen, we say they have their "pen license" and ballpoint pens are phased in. Kids generally don't give a shit but parents and teachers treat this as an informal sort of milestone and act like they should aspire to it.

[unsettledecho]

My primary school made you re-qualify for your pen license every year from grade 3-6.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They really wanted you to be sure you were ready to accept the responsibility of ink huh

[mastermatoyas]

I was like the only girl in my class who failed to get a pen license and I felt real and legitimate shame over that

[darkenedyeastextract]

Derin we didn’t need to tell them about the pen licence - having to explain this stuff makes me feel like Siobhan some times

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Most of what Siobhan explains is normal and it's the yanks she works with who are weird.

[deathsmallcaps]

Derin you said my accent was cute 🥺

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It is, you can have an accent license