totally human I swear

lexi <\br> i do rockets 🚀🚀 🚀 <\br> she/her/they sí/siad <\br> 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸

[y3s-n0-maybe]

boobs

[manuciruja]

thinking about how everyone clowned on james somerton for his plagiarism when he got exposed but clearly you all missed the part about how easily misogyny is accepted in queer circles because how am I still seeing people complaining about "straight women" that watch lgbt media??? saw someone complaining about how their screening of leviticus was "full of straight women that cheered when the boys kissed" like wow were they all wearing shirts that said they were straight?

[qiyra]

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[plaguedocboi]

Aheem heem

[underlings-cave]

@fishyfishyfishtimes what is this majestic creature

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

It’s an elephantfish of the family Mormyridae! I’m not sure what species exactly ^^’

[ph-cutie]

[markatoto]

dodge this

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[kitkenk]

throwing pokeballs at you repeatedly to no effect

[flareonfloof]

i told you i ain't going back in

[kitkenk]

[dragongirlsweetie]

girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure

[librarian-raichu]

Damn right we do, look at that thing

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[virtualgirladvance]

[brittany]

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

[aniseandspearmint]

Price doubles if you want me to pretend I’m swayed by your opinion.

[nyxserpent]

Another $4,500 if you want my pretending to be swayed to be convincing instead of half-assed

Also this is a monthly payment

[girls-can-get-married]

https://href.li/?https://www.pixiv.net/stacc/menkichi

href.li

[babe-are-you-okay]

Babe are you okay? You reblogged mｋ's Lovebirds (おしどり百合夫婦)

[heroineimages]

This is still so charming!

[transarsonist]

for 87 years that girl did Not Stop Talking and that is Why Her Wife Loved Her

[maureen-corpse]

I still kind of think that in fiction where the world has a pantheon of multiple gods including some who are believed to be or implied to be or definitely are hostile to the characters the piece follows it doesn't make any sense to replace moments where many people in our more usually monotheistic world would say "God" as an oath with "gods" because invoking any or all of the gods indiscriminately sounds like a dumb thing to do if some of them have beef with you. You're just asking for trouble doing that. Now if people commonly move through the world without having beef with any of the gods, sure, maybe language would evolve such that people would just casually swear by all of them, but once you have active beef maybe you need to join the cult for your favorite and start invoking that one specifically. Or just say "zounds." One of them has definitely been injured at some point. Possibly the one who is after you, though.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[busket]

important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck

[brightlotusmoon]

[assumptionprime]