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Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

#I remember the first time I ever heard that song 😂#I was in the mall and it was playing at FYE on the radio #so obviously this was a hundred years ago #I was like ‘ooh this song is fun…wait…what did she just say?’

apolladay

Has an animal other than a dog or cat been inside your home?

yes

no

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

#lol I live in the woods #there’s for sure been mice in here #not currently tho 🎉#I do think a chipmunk might live in the crawlspace under my back room #but he’s nice we like him #and there was a momma fox and her babies living under the shed last year #but like #outside definitely not in my house

mooncoredreamer

sustainablefarming-deactivated2

capitalism stop iiiiittttt. like for real stop

nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

catherinebunnington

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

mistchievous

What type of ship was the first ship you remember reading fanfiction for?

Het

Slash (mlm)

Femslash (wlw)

Poly

Other (doesn't fit an above box)

I have only ever read Gen fic. I've never read relationship-centric fic.

I've never read fanfiction at all.

Super Special Nuance Button.

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

#it was f/f/f but I would quite literally die before admitting the ship

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

^

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

#Jess from new girl?#I think that’d work out pretty good if not a bit chaotic

fourforyouodo

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you.

sandersstudies

So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it

quasi-normalcy

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

quasi-normalcy

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

#I’m sorry #what do you MEAN chidi anegonye is trying to kill me #no he’s not #even if Dr Strange wasn’t trying to protect me I’m 99.9% sure I would be fine #chidi couldn’t murder someone

dcminions

VERONICA MARS S02E16

sab3rtooth

high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally

memewhore

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Correct response to becoming the chosen one

silverjirachi

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe