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Tony taking Peter to a club in England when he turns 18 to give him his very first legal drinking experience

Tony sitting in the vip section of said club, with Peter in his lab, holding shot after shot to the boys lips and tipping them back to make sure Peter really gets everything out of his first night of drinking

Tony fucking a drunk Peter right there out in the open for everyone who looks into the vip floor to see

cozy-stardust

Tony and Peter are fucking in the lab, and Dum-E, having watched one too many times, gets the bright idea to pin Peter's wrists all on his own because he's Tonys good little helper and he wants to be useful. It stuns the both of them for a second before it turns Tony on WAY too much to be reasonable.

Something about even his first and most simplistic AI being able to recognize that Peter is his and acted to keep him still for Tony drives him up the fucking wall insane and horny and if he were a worse man he would be programing Friday and Karen to do much worse.

rubypearlbubbles

anonymous twitter account pete

and his secret sugar daddy tony

part-1

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

demaparbat-hp

“She was a strong woman, Lady Ursa. The strongest I have ever met. I only regret not telling her as much while I still had the chance.”

Standing in the depth of feeling and uncertainty, yearning only for safety.

The story of Ursa and Prince Lu Ten is shared in Spitfire's second chapter, Sandalwood and Honey.

creativepromptsforwriting

Write fanfics for your own characters, create fanart for your own characters, make moodboards for your own characters, create fanedits for your own characters, be your own fucking cheerleader and be openly and proudly obsessed with what you created.

creativepromptsforwriting

weird yet cute marriage proposals

"You're my biggest pain in the ass. Would you please annoy me for the rest of our lives?"

"I'm tired of pretending I don't want to share my food with you forever. Marry me?"

"I promise to always kill the spiders if you promise to always make my doctor's appointments. Deal?"

"We're both weirdos. Why not make it official and be weird together forever?"

"Okay, totally weird idea. How about marriage?"

"Will you be my emergency contact, life partner, and snack sharer for life?"

"Can I keep you forever, like you're keeping my favorite hoodie that you'll never give back to me?"

"We could annoy so many people in our lives by marrying each other. Wouldn't that be fun?"

"What would you rather, you marrying me or me marrying you?"

"I want to annoy you until we're old and gray. Say yes?"

"We're both a little weird and we have a bad track record when it comes to relationships. Maybe we're doing every potential partner a favour by taking us off the market."

"Would you marry me? Totally platonically, if you want. Or romantically. If that's what you're into."

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freckleddemon

I like the idea that Tony realized he was in love with Peter after the events with Thanos, when he was about to snap his fingers with the gauntlet, but Peter intercepted it, taking it for himself, looking so desperately — self-loving with tears in his eyes, smiling warmly, saying everything would be alright. A couple of moments later, Captain Marvel appeared, took the gauntlet, and snapped it herself, thank God and that beautiful woman. To lose the boy a second time in his arms... he just wouldn't have been able to bear it... My God, how scared he was that day, and it seems he got a few gray hairs. How good that everything worked out...

That's exactly how it ended and what we saw was just Quentin Beck's harsh illusion over us, you know???

thestarkerisobvious

YES YES YES THIS IS QUENTIN'S FAULT!!!

rylandsgrace

#I don't know how many more "He gets it" I have left in me

dakakapo

Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly

mysharona1987

cassandramccord

they are MARRIED!!!!

the-bar-sinister

So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works.

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.

sinner-for-starker

Look at him with glassy doe eyes, red nose, crying over Tony Stark.

mystisophia

Whenever I remember this scene, it is when I am most convinced that Aunt May would be TOO NAIVE to realize that her nephew is dating Iron Man.

That is, he comes home wearing different clothes than he left the apartment in the morning and instead he comes dressed in CLOTHES BIGGER THAN HIM and CRYING about "Mr. Stark" and "the internship" 🤨🤨🤨 ❓❓❓ like, isn't it weird?

Whatever, I bet Peter could come in with fresh hickeys after seeing Tony and stuff like that, and Aunt May wouldn't suspect a thing lmao.

Peter spends almost every day at the Avenger compound "working in the workshop" with Tony, even spending entire weekends with him! But even so, no suspicions...

May thinking that Tony is being a father figure to Peter.

But he actually is balls deep in Peter every chance he gets, lol

~ mystisophia 🍒