[bopeep]

[skulkhogan]

[nya-kin]

Fixed it

what the fuck is english english

[forever-erica]

IT GOT BETTER. 

[qrsive]

why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

[yourotpsucks]

why isn’t there a cemetery for LIVING PEOPLE

[mystic-marauder]

I was going to be mad but now I’m just laughing

[frogr]

a list of sounds

high heels clacking on the marble tiles of a church

a soda can being opened

a plastic-covered library book being pressed flat, crunching the binding

a marble rolling on a wooden floor

wood popping and crackling as it burns

[ezekiel-was-calm-and-quiet]

oh my god

[sneeking]

I’m cleansed

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[utmostidiocy]

Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets.

[toriceratops]

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[dioynsus]

appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees

[dioynsus]

[morefunthanb4]

[moonemojii]

[surprisebitch]

[youngharlemnigga]

[objekt-a]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[actualdogvines]

[memewhore]

[biff-donderglutes]

???????????????

[ewanmrozny]

Girl pizzas have arms