ITS FRIDAY NIGHT BABEEEESSS!!

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Not today Justin

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ITS FRIDAY NIGHT BABEEEESSS!!
ITS FRIDAY NIGHT BABEEEESSS!!
me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off
I've rewound this 5 times just to watch murphs reactions
Important
Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:
• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.
• Baby Gronk was mentioned.
• We discussed the Rizzler.
• “Cunty” was nominated.
• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.
• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”
• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.
• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”
When technical issues occurred while voting on “kenaissance”, everyone had to reassure the speaker, Ben Zimmer, that he was “benough”
In a stunning upset, the last-minute nomination “(derogatory)” DEFEATS “cunty” as the most useful/most likely to succeed word of 2023.
Someone renominates “babygirl” for word of the year, saying that they have spent the past year trying to figure out if people are “little meow meows, blorbos, or babygirls”. This is in front of a room of hundreds of people.
ENSHITTIFICATION WINS WORD OF THE YEAR 2023
While verifying this was true (it is) I discovered that there is a wikipedia article on enshittification
sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier
[id: sign for Passion’s Adult Boutique says, “We’re born naked after that everything is drag” /end id]
New contender for least favorite textbook image
This panic happens like every few months.
ITS FRIDAY NIGHT BABEEEESSS!!
Todd Howard, the amount of salmon you’ve placed into ponds with no river access to the sea is atrocious
the iconic bop that is Dragostea Din Tei is 20 years old today!
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
"In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17
walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa