Certified booty connoisseur

22. Gamer. Florida. Bisexual. I have the useless ability to name every world, enemy, and character from super mario bros. 3

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[socialmaya]

[twofingerswhiskey]

Wait, again? War Thunder fans just can't help themselves when it comes to posting sensitive military documents

It had been less than *two days* since the last time this happened.

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[theskywaker]

💥

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[funnytwittertweets]

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Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

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I just remembered the time I downloaded Grindr and this man wanted to pee on me and when I went to pick up my pizza he was the cashier and I walked through the rain and he was like “it’s really pouring hard out there you’re soaked 😏” and I was like……just speechless

[capacity]

Wonder what this kings up to these days

[blasesaint]

I downloaded Grindr to try to buy meth a few times and there’s always one dude who is like 800ft away who messages me.

[capacity]

Meth ???

[blasesaint]

Yeah people like to fuck on meth and so some people use Grindr as a meth dealer app.

[blasesaint]

Fun fact about meth and urine. I forget the exact percentage, but quite a bit of meth os passed through the body and expelled via urine. So if you drink meth piss you’ll get high yourself.

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[lyingfigure]

gay people are unbelievable

[creativespark]

Konstantinos Kessidis

[crompledong]

The Hero draws near!!

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[t00thpasteface]

(slowly gets scraped off the moving platform)

[foodffs]

Yakiniku Sauce – Japanese Grilled Meat BBQ Sauce

[flython-deactivated20230402]

apologies for constantly horny posting but in my defense it’s just kinda how I am 🥲

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[dreamwarecorp]

[foodffs]

Leftover Turkey Soup with Rice

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

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