this is a strelitzia stan acc now

18 | Deku | gay af | I love my daughter

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[iraffiruse]

Onward, steed!

[mouthflex-deactivated20161230]

This happened and humans still think they are the only intelligent life form on earth…

[snejkha]

[shencomix]

Caveman ancestor see you have many food. Caveman ancestor proud. Caveman ancestor love you.

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[pi4nobl4ck]

Meanwhile, at Australia…

[pi4nobl4ck]

An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

[ethereal-oddity-deactivated2025]

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

[suburban-refugee]

All america got is squirrells

[wanologic]

broke: CoM has poor quality character writing

woke: Sora has poor quality memories

[adhighdefinition]

growing up without a fidget toy moodboard

[paint-it-over]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I know it’s 2017 and this is all far beyond said and done but

Cats is a really bizarre fucking musical

[thebibliosphere]

You’re not wrong.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

OKAY WHAT GETS ME more than the plot or anything else is that there are absolutely no solid rules for the way cats exist in relation to humans in this story world.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser are able to go into a family’s home and essentially torment them by means of petty thievery, and the family just brushes it off with “it’s that horrible cat!” And then they move on!! So you think, alright, so in life the cats look like regular cats, and humans don’t give them much head.

But you would be WRONG because MACAVITY is out here breaking “every human law,” and his exploits are being investigated by SCOTLAND YARD. Macavity has apparently literally killed a man. Maybe more. Almost definitely more. And also, he steals the milk from people’s houses.

And when the police show up to a crime scene “Macavity’s not there.”

Why does he need to flee? Would the police actually suspect a cat when they show up to a murder scene? Is Macavity the true scourge of Scotland Yard? Or are all of the cats just exaggerating??

I NEED ANSWERS, ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!!!!

[waffliesinyoface]

All the other cats are regular cats but macavity is actually just a furry

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

[antique-scarecrow]

how on earth was “my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle” the least exciting part of this post

[motherfuckingtozier]

[tchaikovskaya]

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

[miss-chicken]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

[clubpenguinkiller]

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

don’t go for realism in your art if it frustrates you, get weird, get blocky, get wiggly, just try and draw what makes you happy, not something that meets a standard

[teaboot]

I developed my entire style out of covering up my weak areas. I love it so incredibly much, and I wouldn’t trade it for anyone else’s. Embrace your flaws, improve where you can, and lean in to your natural strengths.

[thethiefandtheairbender]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[insomniac-arrest]

brah

[postilionstruckbylightning]

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

[fuckyeah2000s]

PLEASE READ

I do not want to use this blog to push any kind of agenda, political or financial or social. However, I can't help but feel obliged to bring attention to the wildfires in Australia.

Not only are the conditions displacing countless people, but the wildlife has taken the brunt of the damage. It is currently estimated that nearly half a billion (with a B) animals have been killed since September.

I love nature, I love animals, and I always have wanted to visit Australia since I was a kid.

I would feel extremely guilty if I did not use my position to reach out to you guys to please consider donating to the New South Wales Rural Fire brigades,

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or,

https://www.wires.org.au/donate/emergency-fund

Emergency Fund

Urgent help is needed to rescue and care for native animals in distress.

Your donation will go directly to the relief efforts to help end these fires as well as care for the animals.

Please feel free to comment or send a message with any information that might help!

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

not to be touch-starved or anything but i honestly just want to be in somebody’s arms right now and have them hold me close to them :( and rest my head on their chest and match their breathing... that would be nice

[curlymcclain]

my absolute favorite corner of tumblr are those original cats the musical stans who are furious with the cats film because of the homophobic implications of not having rum tug tugger and mister mistoffeles be in love

[curlymcclain]

[curlymcclain]

[that-butch-deactivated20200408]

want tattoo

[bogfuckers]

One of three gay emotions

[that-butch-deactivated20200408]

Gay Emotions:

1. Want Tattoo

2. Y e a r n i n g

3. I Literally Have To Pet This Animal, Guys Wait Up I Have To Pet It, Guys There’s A Cat Here Hold On