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okayysophia

generaljinjur

And the follow up:

#you should have asked what my thoughts and prayers were FOR exactly

zandrapaints

there's always time to take a moment

normal-horoscopes

Not to ask two tulpa questions in a row but what do you think ever happened to all those my little pony tulpas bronies we’re making for a while?

wildwithlight

ur-daily-inspiration

woodmeat

This shit better make my dick harder than a styles p verse

kingjaffejoffer

LMAOOOOOOOO

So look.

Last year… someone on Tumblr mentioned gas station dick pills. I don’t remember if it was an anon or if it was a regular user. But somehow, we all got into a discussion about these.

I didn’t know anything about them at all. But someone said he always uses them when he fucks a girl for the first time because it stacks the deck in his favor.

So maybe 2 months later, I impulsively buy one to see if it actually works.

I was highly skeptical because it screams bullshit. (It also screams dangerous because this shit is unregulated).

But against my better judgment I buy one anyway and I take it on a Saturday night.

Tell me why my DICK WAS HARD FOR LIKE 4 DAYS

On Saturday I was like “damn this shit is lit”

On Sunday I was like, “Yo this shit really worked, wow”

On Monday I was like “Oh okay, it should be wearing off now. haha that was fun”

On Tuesday I was was mildly concerned

On Wednesday I started telling friends that if anything happened to me its cause I took a gas station dick pill and I might die

(NOTE: I didnt take the one in the picture. Mine was different)

woodmeat

gayhermionegranger

I worked at a sex store and we sold these pills more than anything else in the store. We had regulars that I knew by name and phone number (we have a loyalty program) because they bought these pills so much. One day a regular comes in after not seeing him for a few weeks which wouldn’t be off except he was in the store weekly for his pills. Anyway he comes in finally and tells us that he was hospitalized because he took too many pills and DIED. He had to be revived TWICE. So we are like oh wow holy shit thank you for letting us know sir. And he goes oh no problem, can I get a different pill this time?

!!!!!!!!!!!!! We just stare at him in shock because you just DIED for a boner and now you want to get another one of these pills?

We sold it to him and never saw him again haha absolutely do not take these pills they are the worst and not worth it.

Had a bad idea

Did it, undid it.

#it’s the little things #im trying #today has been better

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Light that sucker up

@maeamian coming in ... delightfully sporting

[img txt: #simple #i would bunt the baby and sprint for first #thus making the problem that of handling the live ball/baby the problem of the catcher and third baseman #who would then have to throw the baby to first before I got there #Then I'd steal second because what're they gonna do try to toss a baby back and forth to get me in a rundown? No fuckin way #I'd take a quick break on second before stealing third and then home #for the game's single most upsetting inside the park home run]

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mozilla-firefucks

Stop putting this christian baby in Situations

apas-95

genuinely in love with the reveal, from the baby prodigy scenario, that Christian Baby does not refer simply to a baby baptised and born to christians, but to an infant that holds a belief in christian theology