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panicatthedisco

📸-Jake Chamseddine

#my heart

distractful

My "stay in bed all day" game too strong

me:Oh god, there's so much to do and I barely have enough time to do it!!

me:(naps)

me four hours later: OH GOD!!!!

me:(naps)

#too real

ghibli-collector

Halloween costume contest at a cat cafe in Tokyo

4yearsofvetschool

When you haven’t had a break in months and you see people posting pics from their vacations

#i was literally just talking about this haha #same #lmfao

4yearsofvetschool

Submitted by: Ali S.

#this is so accurate #me every day #why

4yearsofvetschool

When you get more than 20 e-mails before 10 a.m.

delicatedame

Too real

#vetschoolproblems #please don't #tufts

use87661-deactivated20230407

have you ever read the description/summary of a book and thought

this is so

Heterosexual™

theendofagoodthingisnear

itsagifnotagif

the covers are identical omfg

saffronstar82

White People Almost Kissing by Nicholas Sparks

#lmfao

farareusis

yungtarkatan:

theswedishelf:

slagartehfox:

metal-socks:

Being in a mid-2000s High School Health class and they show you this on DVD

Didn’t that turn out to be a load of bullshit that no-one can replicate the results of to this day?

Yep! His results were faked, and the entire film was basically anti-McDonald’s scaremongering, “poor people are stupid” and “fat people don’t get any sex”. It’s also thanks to this asshat that McDonald’s can’t advertise fuckin’ Happy Meals anymore and had to get rid of all their characters and their super size option, particularly because he claimed without evidence that they have a kid-fattening agenda, don’t list their nutritional info anywhere and have a mission statement from their CEO to make people sick and unhealthy from eating there for every single meal. On top of this, he actually tried to claim in a bonus experiment that McDonald’s fries aren’t actually fries because they don’t rot when left in an airtight container for a long time but all the burgers do–which is thanks to the oil and salt they’re loaded with, not some big conspiracy where the fries, which are processed and supplied by McCain in Canada, aren’t actually goddamn chopped potatoes–and equated the containers to a human stomach. Yes, cause the human stomach is an airtight container that food sits in for months, right? Spurlock, did veganism turn your brain completely off or something? Hell, the fucker even tried to claim credit for McDonald’s having salads, falsely stating at one point they didn’t have any before he “exposed” their EVIL PLANS.

Yeah, that’s another thing to remember, he’s apparently a vegan. He didn’t let anyone know he’s one, of course, he only mentioned his girlfriend is one, because it would’ve made his vomiting after a single McDonald’s meal, something literally no one else on the planet has done, seem less ZOMG SCARY.

Want a good film of this nature? Try Tom Naughton’s Fat Head instead, a film where a guy actively proves Spurlock wrong by actually losing weight while eating nothing but fast food for a month. He accomplishes this by NOT fucking gorging himself on the unhealthiest food choices, eating more meals than he claims or cutting out his usual physical activity. While he’s at it, he also exposes exactly why Spurlock is a total fraud. In the process, he gets actual doctors and nutrition experts to help him explain why everything you know about healthy eating is probably wrong or half-true, inform us about good and bad cholesterol, expose the real reasons behind the so-called “obesity epidemic” and point out why fat =/= unhealthy by default. Yeah, Naughton encourages viewers to try the paleo diet in the end, but at least it comes off more as a suggestion and doesn’t demonize anyone in the process.

Wow, everything I know is now a lie.