35 things Iâm convinced Peter Parker does:
1. Will have moments where he just randomly states questions like âwhy are apartments called apartments, when theyâre all stuck together?â or âif you write a book about failure, and it fails, is it called success?â.
2. Gets all shy and flustered whenever he sees you in his clothes, loving how it gives you sweater paws and reaches your knees.
3. Finding out that his Spider-man because he left his backpack over at your house after a study session, and you âaccidentallyâ opened his bag to find his suit in it. âPlease tell you're not some weird cosplayer dude and that you actually are Spider-manâ.
4. Calls your parents Mr. and Mrs, despite the fact that they've told him to call them by their names.
5. Him loving to buy shirts with science puns on them, not even caring if has to explain the joke every time someone doesnât understand it. âdo you get it?! like periodically, you know, the periodic table!â.
6. Tries to do the upside down Spider-man kiss, but ends up falling flat down on his face.
7. He likes to buy the sweets and cereals that have a Spider-man packaging on them - He once bought a cereal that was absolutely horrible, but was too prideful that someone made a cereal of him that he pretended it was good and ate it anyway.Â
8. Him loving to just hold your hand as often as he possibly can. This includes falling asleep on you with your hands laced together, walking around Queens as he swings your hands in the air, playing tricks where he pretends to give you something but ends up lacing his hands with yours. He just loves how warm and small they are compared to his.
9. He can only have his sandwiches if they have pickles in them and if itâs squished down real flat.
10. Will be so competitive in games of Mario Kart. Literally to the point where if you win and he loses he wouldnât talk to you until you promised to watch Star Wars with him and say âYouâre better than me at Mario Kart... there, I said it, you happy now?â.
11. Always blushes cherry red whenever you catch him staring at you, pulling at his collar because you decided to be a little bit cheeky by winking and smiling at him from afar.
12. Him growing a habit of having to lock his bedroom door after aunt may walked in on him doing a thor impression. To say he was embarrassed was an understatement.
13. He has a secret stash of lollies (gummy bears to be exact) hidden underneath his bed, and always freaks out whenever he checks and sees itâs not there anymore, only to remember that he ate them the night before during a Star Wars marathon.Â
14. Him using pick up lines on you like, âare you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? because you are F-I-Ne!â, and loving how you blush so hard every time. âNo, no, I am NoT blushing! Itâs just really hot in here!â
15. Him having to have at least two kisses before he heads off to class, and they obviously have to be on the lips.
16. He has literally watched his Star Wars DVDâs so many times, that they eventually stopped working. He refuses to replace them, saying that heâs were âspecialâ, and âdifferentâ compared to the other ones.
17. His ringtone is the Spider-man theme song.Â
18. Him constantly taking candid photos of you on his phone whenever youâre not looking. Most of them are photos of you looking adorable wearing his large sweater, and some are of you having the biggest smile because your favorite movie is on and youâre reciting the lines. He uses them as his background for everything.
19. Always has to walk you to every class you have, despite the fact that your classes are usually on the other side of the campus. His practically at Sonic speed as he runs back and forth from class to class.
20. He absolutely hates spiders, but immediately feels guilty whenever he wants to kill the one climbing on his bedroom wall because his literally Spider-man. So he normally just lets it be and tries not to think of where it has gone when he comes back and itâs not there.
21. He constantly asks Tony for advice when it comes anything he doesnât understand, even though he never ends up taking the advice because itâs either too inappropriate or because Steve ends up stopping him before his words come out. âTony, his only a kid!â, âAnd your point is...â.
22. Throws his phone across the room whenever someone interrupts his âcuddle timeâ with you. âYou know thereâs a thing called putting it on silent right?â, he just squeezes you tighter in response.
23. Heâs had to buy five new alarms (still counting) on multiple occasions because he has a habit of whacking the alarm whenever it rings in the morning, forgetting that he has super strength.
24. Whenever he goes shopping looking for clothes, he always takes time and consideration into buying something you would preferably like. He just knows your bound to steal it off him at some point, but he doesnât mind because it always comes back smelling like you.
25. Whines, âI donât wanna go, I donât wanna goâ, in the morning before he has to go to school.
26. Him having a box filled with secret polaroid pictures of you. Itâs hidden at the back of his closet behind all his clothes, and it has at least fifty photos in it, so he likes to pull them out every once and while and just admire all the details of each picture.
27. He has one of your shirts wrapped around his pillow as a cover because your scent alone can lull him to sleep.
28. Him practicing how to do a deep voice because everyone thinks that Spider-man is just a little boy in a tight-fitted suit that somehow got really cool superpowers (it's somewhat true).
29. Him practically mastering the technique of pretending aunt mayâs food is delicious. His âtechniqueâ being smothering his food with an over excessive amount of sauce to the point where he canât even taste the burntness of the meatloaf.Â
30. There were multiple occasions where heâs accidentally called Tony âdadâ and he immediately goes all embarrassed after. But in all honestly Tony couldnât be any happier.Â
31. Him being the clingiest person ever to the point where he lays on top of you so you canât leave him, not even flinching whenever you try to push him or punch him off you. But heâll end up getting off at some point because heâs realized youâve hurt your hand when you punched his chest, âOW! Since when did your chest become a fricking brick wall!â
32. Him face-timing Steve because he doesnât know how to put a tie on.
33. He loves to prank the Avengers by webbing everything upside down and onto the roof. He just loves to see their faces whenever his sitting upside down on a couch watching Star Wars.
34. Whenever he has to leave for a mission he likes to look through photos of you on his phone, even though he hasnât left yet and youâre still right next to him. âYou know Iâm literally sitting next to you, right?â
35. Him honestly just being a complete softie for you and only you.
comment your favorite one from the list. if you even have a favorite one??
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