Don't Grow Up Too Fast

[onlytwitterpics]

[ruinedchildhood]

this needed to be a gif.

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[livguini]

I made a compilation of all my favorite vines.

Thank you, Vine

[pissvortex]

i had a dream that i accidentally walked inside jeb bush’s house and he was very understanding about it. he had many christmas decorations up inside his house despite it being so early in november.

[witchymoonhag-deactivated201801]

Same.

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[shitpostempire]

[shittyidea]

Tampons coated in pop rocks

[fleetwoodmoe]

Is there a skyrim mod where you can fuck one of the skeleton dudes jw

[fleetwoodmoe]

Like everything about the skeleton is the same but it has a strapon

[phhat]

[mijo]

u lilerly walk en la agua cochina esa

[bidoof]

how do people who don’t use adblock get anything done

[higgzorz]

seeing the hot russian girls who want to get to know me fills me with confidence and a drive i would not have otherwise

[onlytwitterpics]

[scp372]

it costs $0.00 to keep ur anti-candy corn agenda to yourself

[the-pretend-fairyland]

That’s the same amount it costs to never buy candy corn

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.

[angelicguy]

im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out