I like birds

Madeline/25/(she/they)

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[lilmagiceverywhere]

via @/_weloveyou__ on tiktok

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[moondoll67]

[frenchublog]

[whichcouldmeanothing]

uppies for vic season 7 -> season 8

[robotrocky]

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

[important-animal-images]

[3000s]

[homunculus-argument]

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This would fix everyone involved including the dog

[catasters]

[warl0ck-arts]

Perfection.

[audhdspacewizard]

"I wish I had something that could store energy and also absorb vibrations."

The faithful and compressable spring:

[baygeethefirst]

Squoosh

[important-animal-images]

[sport-news-daily]

many sports are currently being rewired to be for lesbian perverts

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[shifgrethors]

even more 2026 buffy

xander accidentally signs up for grindr. shenanigans ensue.

oz is bisexual and before dating willow he was in a polycule with his bandmates. willow is deeply insecure about this.

tara and willow bond at wicca club where they play in an all-witches d&d campaign whose characters end up in a slow burn romance. there is an a willow dream sequence of her and tara dressed as their PCs fighting a dragon and then kissing.

the show don’t have enough money to license a chappell roan song for a tillow scene, so they write a similar but legally distinct song to underscore the scene.

after anya becomes human, she has a lucrative side hustle of doxxing terrible men on social media. money and vengeance for scorned women, what more could she ask for.

the magic shop also has a seating section and sells matcha and muffins. this is willow and anya’s doing (anya: it brings in more money! willow: and who doesn’t love matcha!). giles hates it and grumbles about it to the scoobies.

dawn is never seen without a comedically large cup of neon colored boba tea.

buffy has a two episode arc about online shopping addiction.

eliza dushku is allowed to dyke it up as much as she wants and it’s glorious.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[esthermika]

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

[lillyko]