You'll never get a second chance, plan all your moves in advance

My name is Leslie.

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[itsclydebitches]

DCC Carl is the Guy™ of all time. 6'3 ex-coastguard trained in hand-to-hand combat. Was 100% gonna fight Bea's rich lawyer dad for custody of her cat, Princess Donut. Religiously hits the gym 2-3 times a week. Is completely at ease saving the world in heart boxers and, when necessary, completely naked. Also embraces his luscious long hair. Has the uncanny ability to combine, bend, and break game rules to suit his needs. Despite his intelligence, still regularly falls back on "bomb the shit out of it" as a solution. Curses like a sailor. Says "I love you" with no hesitation. Has surrounded himself with competent, scary-ass women and when they go, "Carl you fucked up" his response is, "Yeah, I did. I'm sorry." Ultra daddy issues. Works hard to never become his father. The two times he prioritized ~sexy lady~ over survival he was literally charmed. A friend to everyone who has his and Donut's back, be they human, alien, sluggalo, goat, or sentient sex doll head.

Did murder a bunch of goblin babies though. And allegedly jerked off a crab.

Ah well. No guy's perfect!

[loveridden1999]

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II

[kingfucko]

i went to his website and saw even more great art! sharing some more which i particularly appreciated

[shmoopzilla]

I know she actually enjoys baths but I couldn’t help myself

[luffysfakebeard]

Donut that was needlessly harsh 😭

[sajdd]

HAHAHHA. mordecai is so fed up

[goldntrinity]

Literally everyone after interacting with Carl for two seconds

[ahyperactivehero]

obsessed with dungeon crawler carl lately, so enjoy these text posts 1/?

[aru-kii]

Gate of the feral gods

Lusca the broodmother

I luv shark

[goddamnalientourists]

Mordecai: ok so you two are gonna go do this quest and come back right?

Carl: yes we have a fool proof plan

*five minutes later*

Carl over chat: hey Mordecai what's a Demonic Witch of Burning Vengeance ? She's level 300 and shooting fire out of her face

Mordecai: *exasperated manager noises*

[mastahpotato]

funny cat memes hehe

[maladomani]

[lesbianbassline]

why the hell would matt dinniman even write a little cat who comes into sentience in a place designed to kill her and have her experience hell upon hell upon hell every day of her existence and yet she remains brave and kind and true. WHAT THE HELL BRO

[itmightbehere]

bitch, what? by Andrew Mar

[wargoddess9]

Princess Donut from the book series, Dungeon Crawler Carl <3

Tortoiseshell fur is hard to paint. XD;;;

[arrenkae]

One of the things that impressed me the most about Dungeon Crawler Carl (mind you, I went in with zero expectations) is that not only it manages to turn a talking cat into fully realized, complex character who is still unmistakably *a cat*, but also that the cental relationship of the series - this kind of strong, unshakable bond between the main characters that never fails to make you emotional over how much they mean for each other - is unmistakably a relationship between a man and a cat. Not just nominally, but in a way that is instantly recognizable for anyone who ever owned and loved a cat. And mind you, it's not for the lack of other relationships - Carl finds new friends and comrades, and each of them is important for him in their own right, but still THE most important person in his life is a cat and as a cat person I think that's beautiful