LOCAL PASTE ENTHUSIAST

it/its or some shit idk anymore | bike dyke | 25 | transfem | YGBSM | my wife is soft adn i like her @timeofmusic

[magickllama]

WHA.

wha.

[babygoatsandfriends]

[only-wholesome-memes]

[s-l-martin]

Boy, they took to that like …

[the-lewd-bot]

From @subspaceskater on bsky

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[grenadineghost]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[romehbo]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[romehbo]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[weremustelidae]

[Image Description: Tumblr tags writing out the following script: George: I went to the augur today and my augury was just 'bird left'. Jerry: Just bird left? George: Yeah the bird left. All the birds left. Jerry: So what does it mean? George: I don't know!! He didn't give me an augury because there weren't any birds!! Kramer: It's a bad omen when the birds leave. Can't just dismiss that. One week all the rats left my insula and I had a bad back for a month. Jerry: Can't be that bad. Kramer: Birds are much worse than rats, is all I'm saying. George I didn't even get an augury. It's just a ripoff. You should get your money back if there aren't any birds. George: Next time I'll just go to the vates. Or see an astrologer. End Image Description.]

[spicymochi]

your month, your seal!

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[alexaloraetheris]

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

[alexaloraetheris]

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

[alexaloraetheris]

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

[alexaloraetheris]

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

[only-cat-memes]

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[heartpy]

I think if humans layed eggs then our bosses would still make us come into work even after laying eggs... they'd say "get an incubator! you don't need to watch them!" and we would be forced into work every day instead of sitting on our eggs, so tragic! so cruel!!!!!

Posted by a birdbrain who is very very upset about having to go to work tomorrow morning

[heartpy]

Its like this

[yamada-ryo]

[yamada-ryo]

Like it's said that there were no other uma musume or children of her age where Special Week grew up. Which goes to show how rural and small the area she and her mom lived in. Which also meant her mom saw the only uma musume in town (or even the only uma musume in a x km radius) and had to go for her. Or the other way round. Incredible either way.

[yamada-ryo]

wait was her mom a chaser

[ashenmind]

[saintavangeline]

Dykes on Dykes

[aflo]

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

[aokozaki]

this is why commas are so unimportant