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[uinferno]

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

[sreegs]

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[thebubblecafe]

OP I know that you're joking but SpongeBob was literally how I learned how to speak English

[feefal]

PLANTONE®

[mapsontheweb]

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

[unterwaesche]

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

[humanityinahandbag]

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

[anonymousalchemist]

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

[bludragongal]

just one of those things that makes me so irrationally angry despite how pointless it is to get worked up about 

ps i’ve just started playing ultra sun and guess who i have on my team

[arbitrary-stag]

This post makes me tired for so many reasons.

[realentlessly-gay-deactivated20]

I hope snakes wearing pikachu hats physically manifest in OP’s home

[bludragongal]

this is the most brutal thing to wish on someone but not for the reasons i originally anticipated

EDIT: THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN EKANS, I’M SUCH AN IDIOT

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[thememedaddy]

[delthemel]

@yoursummerfrost tagged me to post my lock screen, the last picture I took, the last image I saved, and the last song I listened to which gave me a great opportunity to show off some great art so win win. My lock screen is by @nekomori-art who has some lovely phone icon options. The adorable charmander was a commission from @gotchibam all of whose art is amazing. Fall Out Boy is classic and the bikes are from my last ride with my roommate.

Ill tag @mega-aggron @ternionsedifice @rideonmyhandlebars and @doesgeniusburn and anyone else who wants to give this a go

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[everythingfox]

Bath time

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[myguiltyotpleasures]

[spokir]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Trying to decide whether I should be hearing scooby-doo, loony toons, or ed edd n eddy sound effects

[allthingseurope]

Lugano, Switzerland (by Alain D)

[delthemel]

How very poignant that this picture appeared on my dash independently again. I spent a decent amount of time here at one point in my life. Passed by this gate almost everyday then. At the time it was nice but unremarkable but looking back it was lovely and stunning and a good reminder to remember to look for a few little wonders in where I am now.

[weirdbees]

[timbitshockey]

i absolutely need to know what demon deal or witch’s spell ovechkin has made to be able to stand like 🧍‍♂️ for full minutes totally unguarded as if the opposing team has forgotten he’s there and then get the puck and score, against every single team, every single game, for eighteen seasons. he’s the world’s biggest, loudest man and he stands perfectly still in the same spot he always stands in and he will get the puck and he will score and there won’t be anyone around him. a baby who was born the night ovechkin started scoring nhl goals from exactly that spot could be drafted this summer and ovechkin is STILL scoring goals from EXACTLY that spot and EVERYONE JUST LETS HIM. if i’m an opposing coach i’m attaching velcro strips to my tallest dman and telling him to skate into the loud sequoia tree in the circle and hold on for dear life. we can’t keep letting him get away with this

[skeletonthecreator]

literally not a single day goes by where i don’t think about this clip at least once