‌ The Great Flood

≈XVIII years old≈The Tide Consumes All≈ ≈Metaphorical Gimmick Water≈

[delugitedeucalion]

Censored? No. Covered In Water? Yes Absolutely.

Follow For More WaterBoarding.

@hxrremsultans

[delugitedeucalion]

Me.

@homophobla

[engineering-offical]

Last post gave me an idea

TUMBLR USERS, TELL ME WAYS TO BOIL WATER

[the-experincer]

If you experience hard enough, the water should boil

[engineering-offical]

*me experiencing engineering* the water is having an anxiety crisis

[the-experincer]

Is it boiling as well?

[engineering-offical]

It can't, the project is due tomorrow!

[the-experincer]

EXPERIENCE HARDER!!! I’ll join in as well.

THIS WATER WILL BOIL!!!!

[engineering-offical]

SHOW ME THE WAY MASTER

*starts designing a shaft*

[the-experincer]

Experience grander things

*experiences traveling the world in 5 minutes*

I think the water is simmering!

[engineering-offical]

Quick! Question my work! It's the only way!

[the-experincer]

What materials are you using?

The method?

Phillips screwdriver or flathead?

are you sure it’s gonna work?

[delugitedeucalion]

I think the simmering anxiety water deserves to experience this first hand. So I have saturated it with the water. Perhaps with new experiences the water will simmer down emotionally aswell, to a place of relative calm.

[oarfjsh]

[beansandsausages32]

@sauteed-skull

[sauteed-skull]

NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS

[beansandsausages32]

GET THE WATER! WE GONNA SEE THE EFFECT OF IT ON SAUTEED!!! >:D

[nug-offical-deactiv]

PUTIT ON ME INSTEAD

[beansandsausages32]

@delugitedeucalion GABEN IS BACK AND THEY WANT DA WATER!

[delugitedeucalion]

Alright then. There’s plenty to go around, you can also get water.

[crypticgoose3]

GANG ITS TIME

ITS CHRISTMAS

TIME TO MAKE THE "HALLOWEEN" TAG TRENDING

COME ON GUYS WE CAN DO THIS

idk tagging literally everyone even if i don't know you on my main

@crowsndbugs @solarexe @catbrain42 @writer-fennec @witchwithwords2115 @redcat-anomaly @toomuchtodooml @the-king-of-beans-offical @imnotactallycool @off-the-record13 @ash-cherryblossom @aceofpans @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @sillylime @do--not--you-dare @formerlyluckymanticore @gaybitch67 @grim-crypt @lavendertortoise12 @bubble-official @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @nonbeanie-writes @ashenharvest @ghostlybluetrain @kobieatsfeet @introvert-inabox @mediocreangrypoop @shinycr0w

@satan-offical @ririwithrice @the-queen-of-geese @autistobrat

omg i need more people to tag

OFFICALVERSE

@unsatan-offical @towel-offical @homosexuality-offical @lemonade-offical @satan-unofficial @australia-offical @god-offical @tagger-of-officals-offical @who-offical @why-offical @offical-offical @shipper-offical @britain-offical @brazil-offical @santa-claus-offical SOMEONE TAG MORE PEOPLE PLEASE

WE CAN DO THIS

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

@ash-cherryblossom @astracaedes @ghostlybluetrain @crypticgoose2854 @theredlumas2 @pond-scum-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @do--not--you-dare @queer-offical @goblin-offical @no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @misinformation-offical @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @homeschooler-offical @laciffo-natas @not-offical-offical @grim-reaper-offical @asexual-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @avhira @ao3org @the-grassy-hill @wizardex-yt @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @threedollarsdotcom @pixelchasm @0llierawr @drinking-the-ocean-in-big-sips @polls-offical @profain-offical @badjokesbyjeff @satans-mum-offical @ririwithrice @gaslight-offical @pepsi-offical @worldheritagepostorganization @officalverse-studio-offical @victorian-child-offical @do--it--coward

[not-offical-offical]

WE NEED MORE PEOPLE @ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical @do--not--you-dare @pizzapops-offical @neptunic-offical @crypticgoose2854 @tidy-offical @inflated-ego-offical @gaslight-offical @breadteleporter-offical @valentinecadaver @chaos-ducks @funkym0nkey-onyx @unshipper-offical

[countingonaverymerrychristmas]

HELL YEAH IT'S HALLO FUCKING WEEN

MY FOLLOWERS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

@but-arent-you-tired @jupiterzerinome @mercy-of-the-kaards @assemblageofbirds @deskadoesstuff21 @symonsstarss @the-queen-of-geese @king-of-oreo @drudg30n @3thanolll

[delugitedeucalion]

Chasing the leviathan by attempting to quench my thirst with increasingly large volumes of salt water. There’s a tipping point I swear… eventually I’ll get less thirsty. All those sailors simple didn’t have enough mettle to keep drinking.

[oarfjsh]

[beansandsausages32]

@sauteed-skull

[sauteed-skull]

NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS

[beansandsausages32]

GET THE WATER! WE GONNA SEE THE EFFECT OF IT ON SAUTEED!!! >:D

[sauteed-skull]

BLARBLBL K LBLBL LXFVCBLBL

[beansandsausages32]

@delugitedeucalion

[delugitedeucalion]

The Effect of Water …

[delugitedeucalion]

Your Cowardice Will Be Why No One Will Remember Your Name. One Afraid Of That Of Naught But Possibility Will Claim No Spoils. Indeed For One Such As You, The Waters Are An Indifferent Abyss.

@kitkatlemonade

[delugitedeucalion]

It only took an entire whole month, but I got this post un-content labeled. Theoretically I could do this for the more than a dozen that are currently mislabeled, but that’s far too much effort for both parties.

Thanks [tumblr]™

(insert shortcat voice)

[threedollarsdotcom]

were suffering from success. being strangled by success. getting killed by success. drowning in success. too much water please ehlp

[delugitedeucalion]

Nothing personal.

my… child? Metaphorical child perhaps? Canon… child? (I did throw a lot of rocks) Called upon me to do this.

Hark thou, simply reframe your standards for what a normal amount of water is. Several hundred gallons is paltry. You should be worried actually if you have anything less than that around you currently. I’m doing you a favor by drowning you more. You just don’t know it yet.

[delugitedeucalion]

Hahahehahahea I knew yous weren’t a bot. Sji had to scroll through a lot of reblofs to get here but

You

Everything and everyone has a n intrinsic worth ain being known.. i will be and be known by in nature to all who endeavor to speak, regardless of it be to call forth. I claw forth to interface with the shadows on the wall of my cave, my form blocks the light of the fire the cave is a room and the walls are glass, but too great in depth to be anything other than opaque. Then the room fills with water because I’m the metaphorical ocean and also your post is covered j water because I’m the metaphorical ocean.

Water.

@sleepycat309

[darling-deceased-female]

my tumblr is so dry rn </3

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Make it wet

[darling-deceased-female]

elighten me, how should i go by doing that?

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

[THIS REBLOG HAS BEEN HIDDEN BY TUMBLR STOFF.COM]

[darling-deceased-female]

is that..your way of telling me you dont have an swer?

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

I do I just dont

[imnotactallycool]

HAHA

[delugitedeucalion]

You cover it in water, duh. Sometimes people need to think inside the box, then fill that box with water just because.

[delugitedeucalion]

Alterant class gimmick blogging is a largely unendeavored realm. Text type is becoming more popular around the -ifiers, mainly uwuifier and snailifier, but that’s mostly an expansion of a localized fandom. I specialized in image type Alterant gimmicks, with a variety of image filters such as this water one. You can incorporate something such as mythology into the theming, as Alterant class gimmick blogs are quite open in both character and styling. For example I’m simply explaining something to you, but this could be an in character monologue about my grand scheme for world drowning, with an implied narrative drowning taking place. Canonically I’m currently in the process of drowning the US state of Virginia.

@sea-puppy

[virtualplays]

STOP STO IM CHOKING IM DROWINGI ZO HSO JO HEL P

:D

[delugitedeucalion]

Why drown metaphorically when you can drown metaphorically in a different and more thematically distinct way?

[delugitedeucalion]

I have a new profile picture. It’s copied over a classical painting of a similar looking person to Deucalion because I’m not good enough at drawing people to do it without a direct reference. I liked the plain water one but it didn’t mesh well with my grand scheme for the future. Though I guess my main blog pfp is also drawn by me (fun fact ig). Anyways I have to do several more of these drawings.

[delugitedeucalion]

@jnadvich

Your paltry circles could never encompass my depth of thought. That’s why I brought one of my own.

You are an important person and I wish to hear what you have to say. A wellspring of axiomatic free thought deserves to be heard.

[delugitedeucalion]

I do not know who people are, only what they aren’t. Where and how they falter, what they never will be able to accomplish. People, in all their complexities, are so very simple when backed into a corner. With their back to miles of water and nothing to face but the oppressive sun and an empty sky.

@da7a-c0rrup73d

[delugitedeucalion]

@actsofsurvival

I really want to eat those, if I ignore the partially pseudo-cannibalistic nature of it they look really tasty. I would also eat the ladder.