Jasper

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[goofballsillyface]

Satyr meat dave is the most pathetic creature in all of homestuck. Look at him, all he does is cry over karkat and fall. We gotta kill him.

[paravellex]

Homestuck: Beyond Canon Character Status Chart (2026)

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[delusionalbartender]

I SWEAR THE FUCK DOWN DIRKS CAPTION IS AN I SAW THE TV GLOW REFERENCE IM GONNA LOSE IT

LOOK AT THAT PICTURE I KNOW WHO YOU AREEEEE FUCK YOUUUU

[delusionalbartender]

Happy 4/13!!!

Its dirk time once again but is anyone really surprised

[fartmoney69]

im so fricking scared

[delusionalbartender]

Idk its late im just making shit atp

[delusionalbartender]

People have probably pointed this out already but in the list of randomly assigned 'quick facts' that characters can have on the wackywatch nominees page is a spy kids 1 refrence to the Fooglies

Colourful monsters who used to be human before being transformed, kept locked up and made to perform in a kids show, who speak in sentences that only make sense in reverse

The 'quick fact' is essentially what the fooglies say only difference is theyve swapped out the name for Caines

Also something about fooglies brains turning to mush when theyre transformed and caines ability to alter minds idk you get the point

Interesting to note aswell but the name that was swapped out for Caines was Floop. Floop being the guy who ran the show and came up with the fooglies, a guy who just wanted to bring joy to kids, before he was taken down a dark path by someone else

Might be something but also might just be a funny lil reference, who knows??

Excited for episode 8 tho

[delusionalbartender]

You better synchronise your watches, cuz its Dirk time

Dirk piccies from megacon london last weekend

Shot by z_i_film on insta

Silly dirk piccies below vvv

Vriska is @latulapyropeee / lizl_cal on insta

Mizi is diegosdinoballs on insta

Absolute gooberts

[docileroamer]

clingy credit @the-muppet-joker

[hm-sck]

[delusionalbartender]

Homing the stucks w a dancestor group for the winter meet

@latulapyropeee is the latula in the piccie -3- ♦️

[foxxism]

[delusionalbartender]

Something something unzip his tender muppet hole

This feels muppetjoker coded

[delusionalbartender]

Dave strider pic

Gayass stance

Full credit to yorkie.shots on insta for taking this shoot B)

[delusionalbartender]

Oh to be a pegasus on Dirk Striders ponyboy frat planet

[delusionalbartender]

Will unironically say bro hoof at some point I fear

[delusionalbartender]

Wait...

What was that...?

:0!!!

retcon arm @liusage pointed out to me from the pilot

Might actually lose it

[delusionalbartender]

Does he not concern himself with the contents of this bottle of AJ?

What if its piss?

What if someone put piss in his apple juice at the factory?

What if monster howie mandel peed in the bottle and resealed it? You dont think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?

Anyways

#notmydave

The real dave would never let his guard down in the face of faux apple juice