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binghe tries get cock surgery to reduce his size, and sqq stops him, grabs his hands, and starts tearing up while singing praises and compliments to the cock
mqf is on standby
liu qingge polishing swords and "swords" with yang yixuan
liu qingge hot
Liu qingge has many careless shixiongs, shiejies and shidis. Because of this, his big brother instincts activate very often.
When he sees Wei Qingweiâs hands with ugly looking burn marks during a meeting he gives the man a special ointment he personally made that is cooling and speeds up healing. WQW is a skilled cultivator and burns like this heal in no time, but he still finds it cute that his shidi cares for him and his discomfort.
Mu Qingfang often forgets to rest, going, at times, weeks without sleep. LQG is pissed off one day when he brings one of his disciples for treatment and he sees the dark bags under his shidiâs eyes. Immediately he drags him to his room to rest. Of course, MQF gets angry and tells him thereâs no need to rest, patients need to be seen first. LQG assures him he will help and work alongside Qian Cao disciples to take care of patients, insists that MQF needs rest.
He assures him further by saying that if anything he cannot handle happens, he will wake MQF up. MQF reluctantly goes to sleep, his shixiong has good medical knowledge thanks to his peak handling dangerous things everyday. When he wakes up he does so 2 days later. He thanks and also apologises to LQG for sleeping for so long. Surprisingly, his peak is not in flames, the patients are treated well and the disciples are doing okay. Heâs glad his shixiong cares for his wellbeing just as much as MQF cares for his. It feels nice to be worried about.
Qi Qingqi often has to deal with rich and entitled men asking for her hand. She is a strong lady, from a good family and with an unblemished reputation. However, some men do not take a âNoâ for an answer. And while she can handle them herself, LQG feels more than happy to kick those nobles out of his martial sisterâs peak. Literally. He kicks them so hard they go tumbling down the mountainâs stairs. He and QQQ have tea afterwards and she tells him all the gossip she hears from her girls.
Shen Qingqiu is very careful when accepting drinks or food from people, he always checks if thereâs poison or if the food and drink are laced with something else. However, one time during a gathering with many other cultivation sects he fails to detect his drink was tampered with. Immediately, he rushes and enters what he believes was his room.
He ends up entering LQGâs room. LQG sits on the floor while polishing Cheng Luan, when he sees SQQ looking pale and delirious he panics and asks whatâs wrong, grabbing SQQâs hand so that he cannot escape. SQQ tells him his drink was laced with a poison, he cries and begs LQG not to touch him.
Seeing SQQâs strange behaviour LQG lets go of his hand and assures he will not touch him. He even leaves Chang Luan on the floor before informing SQQ that he will stay outside and guard the room. SQQ stays awake for many hours but eventually manages to fall asleep.
He sleeps the poison off, letting his cultivation do all the work. He is pleasantly shocked when he finds Cheng Luan still on the ground. A glass of water and a few sweets on the night stand. When he exits the room LQG is still standing guard with his back straight, glaring at anyone passing by the room.
Shang Qinghua often has colds. He is an outstanding cultivator, he shouldnât get sick. However, that ice demon doesnât seem to understand that humans cannot tolerate the cold of the demon realm, cultivator or not. LQG finds this out when he visits SQHâs office to, for once, give his paperwork on time so that he can leave as soon as possible for a mission.
It is then that he finds SQH on the ground, panting and with a high fever. SQH gives up and lets his shidi care for him. He watches as LQG takes off his robes and dresses him in more comfortable inner robes that are not soaked in sweat, watches as LQG brings a bucket of water and takes the handkerchief in his pocket before submerging it in water and squeezing, gently wiping SQHâs face and neck every half a shichen. He thinks heâs hallucinating when he awakes from his slumber only to hear LQG sing a common lullaby, a calloused hand carefully petting sweaty hair.
Yue Qingyuan often experiences chronic pain due to what happened in the caves when he was a disciple. It can get very bad at times, to the point that just lifting one arm feels like heâs being brutally stabbed. LQG notices when he sees a flicker of pain that comes and goes just as quickly on his shixiongâs face during a meeting. He also notices his shixiongâs hair looks a bit messier than usual, itâs a small detail, but something the observant LQQ notices immediately.
When he asks YQY about his expression earlier the other tenses and insists everything is fine. When LQG refuses to give up questioning him, he finally blurts out whatâs happening. He confesses he cannot wash or brush his hair properly because of the pain he feels. At that, LQG offers his assistance.
Later that night, YQY is very embarrassed at being exposed, his scars out for his shidi to see. Theyâre ugly, raised and messy things on his skin, the slave brand having been cut repeatedly by his teacher when he was just a boy. It was unbecoming of a leader, he had said. Unconsciously, he sinks further in the bath LQG had prepared for him.
The eucalyptus and mint oils LQG had added to the water make him relax. He tenses back up briefly when he feels hands begin to gently scrub his scalp clean. The rose scented soap LQG had personally brought making him relax once again.
He sits there and closes his eyes, letting LQG do whatever he wants. Once his hair and body are scrubbed clean, he gets dressed and LQG orders him to sit down. He feels hands in his hair again. Gently massaging in oil and brushing it without any rush, braiding it nicely. YQY thinks theyâre done for today, after all, LQG only offered to help with his hair. However, his shidi, like always, goes above and beyond and starts to massage his sore shoulders. YQY appreciates that his shidi is willing to take such good care of him.
The Zui Xian peak lord is very often found passed out somewhere on the mountain after testing a new batch of alcohol. LQG ensures he is safe before carrying him back to his home, where he tucks the man in and prepares a hang-over tea for when the man wakes up. The zui xian lord appreciates not having to deal with intense headaches thanks to the tea.
To LQGâs delight, the other lords are more responsible and give him no trouble at all.
They believed the only way for Liu Qingge to rest was to become pregnant.
A grave mistake.
The daily scene at Baizhan Peak is to see the fearsome god of war in baggy clothes, five months pregnant, training (whipping) his disciples while Shen Yuan tries to persuade him with a perfumed bath.
I like to think that Liu Qingge's feeling of being pregnant is like an intensive weight training workout that causes nausea and strange cravings.
An adorable baby girl is born with Shen Yuan's face and hair and Liu Qingge's freckles and eyes (Luo Binghe spent two days crying over the combination of his two wives in such a small person).
One year and three months later, Liu Qingge casually blurts out during a meal "if you both ejaculate inside me at the same time, is there a greater chance of them being twins?".
Nine months later, twins are born who look exactly like Luo Binghe (Shen Yuan's genes didn't stand a chance).
I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Go forth. Be free.
Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity
Letâs do laundry with mama <3
This was painful to colour. Beatus ille or whatever
MDZS x SVSSS
I don't ususally draw crossovers but when I do it needs to be stupid
i think they should invent a first day of period that does not feel akin to a cursed amulet draining a person of all their magical energy
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literally stoppp haha my mana
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What, wait itâs July 23rd today. Exactly 30 days
Girl whoâs never kept track of her period before: did you know that monthly menstruation is monthly? Thatâs crazy
that one wip that almost got deleted, I now gained motivation to finish itđđ
retro anime ss Lqg did it work chat
I used the tutorial by @/misplacedpaw on ttk
I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said âmight as well see if it works.â I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if youâre a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.
Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat
For a discord that any character with ebony looks and red eyes = Binghe. And thought of a shadow the hedgehog crossover. ...Been a while since I drew furries.
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I can't do it better.
itâs qijiu day so i decided to throw them a gender reveal party!