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• Jiang Cheng, Jingyuan and Liu Qingge lover (BOTTOM) • ALLCHENG (do u like--? yes / but they're mino---? yes / but that's inces---? yes) / BINGLIUSHEN / YANJING 🐦🦁

[allpiesforourown]

Liu qingge: what can I do to make shen qingqiu notice me..

Liu qingge #2: I'm you from 2 years in the future! Make sure Luo Binghe doesn't die at the Immortal Alliance Conference, or shen qingqiu will fall into depression!

Liu Qingge #3: I'm from even further in the future oh my god kill that brat IMMEDIATELY

[red-garden]

I don’t think Liu Qingge would be a size queen, but I do firmly believe that he refuses to back down from a challenge. Which is why he would greatly enjoy being fisted.

[grelinhoquino]

Shizun Liu Qingge.

After many afternoons of subtle hints mixed with afternoons of tea (Liu Qingge doesn't like it, but drinks it anyway because it's Shen Yuan's favorite) and desserts made by Luo Binghe (which Liu Qingge devours), he decides to follow Shen Yuan's advice and establish a routine for interaction between the disciples of Baizhan peak and disciples from other peaks.

Now it's common to see the fearsome god of war flying on his sword with two small disciples (8-9y/o) in his arms, descend to the ground and then toss them into the middle of disciples dressed in green with a "There. Make friends. I'll be back at sunset. Bye." before disappearing into the clouds.

Surprisingly, the disciples of Baizhan peak are as rough as they are socially outgoing. Yang Yixuan is doing a great job with his little shidis, although he still dislikes the way the senior disciple of Baizhan peak invades his Liu-shidi's personal space.

[grelinhoquino]

Lan Xichen stalking the young and beautiful Jiang Cheng meimei and then swearing it's pure coincidence that they meet on the path and deciding to accompany her to the library (coincidentally he always sees her when Wei Wuxian is punished and Nie Huaisang is scared away by the icy gaze of his Huan-ge).

[grelinhoquino]

It's always said that with fem!Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian would be the most unbearable and overprotective person in the world with any man who dares to look at her adorable and grumpy a-Cheng.

But imagine the terror Jiang Yanli will feel when she realizes that Jin Guangshan is far too interested in her meimei.

[kingkimdokja]

LQG might be considered a brute by some, but he’s a clean brute okay? His robes must remain white, if there’s even a speck of dirt or blood he will clean it immediately.

As soon as he’s done with a mission he will either find an inn or a place that has clean water to bathe and scrub himself clean, his hair has to be perfect too, if he doesn’t get the braids right when he’s doing his hair he gets pissed off.

When he goes and visits the blacksmith and beast peaks he always frowns at the stench that emanates from his shoxiongs and their disciples. He’s always gifting them high quality soap and nice smelling hair oil so they get the hint. They don’t. LQG straight up tells them to go bathe or he will beat them up.

Some of his disciples struggle with hygiene too, especially the ones that have just hit puberty:

LQG: Go bathe!

Disciple: but Shizunnn I bathed two days ago!

LQG: TWO!? Were you in a mission that prevented you from being clean? Did you have something important to do? No? Then there’s no excuse!

Disciple: But-

LQG: *dragging the disciple by the ear* I am not telling you again. You fucking stink. I will not have my peak smelling like shit.

[thechinesegays]

Xue Meng: Wait. Are you flirting with me?

Mei Hanxue: For the last 3 years. Thanks for noticing, handsome.

Xue Meng: How was I supposed to notice it before?

Mei Hanxue: In another life my brother and I literally were your only allies and then committed suicide with you. Same in this life.

Xue Meng: !!!

[aahsweetpanic]

so their regular Wednesday i guess

[arekyve]

Ever since Liu Qingge recruited Yang Yixuan as his disciple, he finds himself speechless or even awkward with this child. He's quite young, and it's not like he doesn't have experience with children, after all, he had Mingyan didn't he? He thinks he did right by her, well for the most part anyway. He's just never dealt with a child as angry and aggressive as Yang Yixuan and yes he could easily subdue him and knock him out, but ideally it's not a longterm solution as for the past three days in a row he's had to haul his tiny ass to MQF to make sure he didn't do any severe damage.

As MQF did a check up of an unconcious Yang Yixuan, Liu Qingge just sighed and put his head in hands. This was going to be tougher than he thought, he couldn't even go to SQQ and... he perished the thought right there. Too much to unpack and right now he has to deal with Yang Yixuan.

"May I be so bold as to inquire why this disciple is always presented to me unconscious?" MQF asked.

Qingge lifted his head to look at him, "Mu shixiong, I don't know what else to do with a temper like his. He's always so angry and aggressive. He doesn't listen and there's not enough time to talk sense into him."

MQF pours him some tea as he sits across from him. "Is there anything that's been upsetting him? Have you asked why he feels so angry all the time?"

Qingge just tilts his head slightly, "I don't think so? He seems okay and then it'll just happen at the smallest inconvenience."

MQF hums in response, yang yixuan is not the kind of child to have violent outbursts for nothing. He's surprisingly composed and well mannered for a child his age and even more so considering everything he'd been through following the events of Jin Lan City. It's also true that Liu Qingge hasn't been able to give him the time a disciple requires from their Shizun. Not to fault him of course, he understands that their War God has had his hands full dealing with the aftermath of all the situations SQQ found himself in and even now he's had his hands full with Luo Binghe.

"I imagine it is not easy for you to deal with things as they are right now." he said.

"En." Qingge sighs, "Things are less than ideal right now."

"If I could offer some advice, I think what the child needs right now is some attention and care from you. You are his shizun and he's your sole disciple, he needs someone to see him." MQF says gently. It seems what to do the trick and Qingge looks down into his teacup.

"Perhaps I have been neglectful of him."

Yang Yixuan eventually wakes up and they head off. The next time Yang Yixuan's anger flares up, the subject of his rage is Liu Qingge. All Liu Qingge did was tell him to stay as he went to Huan Hua Palace to retrieve SQQ and Yang Yixuan started screaming and attacking LQG after his persuasions fell on deaf ears.

Here goes nothing, qingge thinks to himself. He put his arms down and stood there and he took everything Yang Yixuan threw at him, without moving a muscle. Did it hurt? Not much until he kept taking hit after hit in the same places, but it was a small price to pay. He watched Yang Yixuan carefully as he slowly exhausted himself, screaming and yelling turning into pointed jabs, until it became ragged breathing and tears and finally, soft muffled sobs. As he started crying, he rested his forehead against Qingge's stomach, both hands clutching the front of his robes.

Qingge knelt down and held him by the shoulders as he patted his head and wiped his tears away with the pad of his thumbs. Yang Yixuan put his forehead on Qingge's shoulder and started crying harder as he felt two arms enveloping him in a hug. His grasp on Qingge's robes tigther now as Qingge slowly massaged the base of his neck and scalp soothingly, patting his head and whispering, "It's okay, let it out, I've got you.", softly.

Liu Qingge always kept a more watchful eye on Yang Yixuan and his emotions from that day on, easily recognizing what each of his minute reactions indicate and more than anything, since that day, Yang Yixuan seemed to have calmed down significantly. It was progress, maybe this wouldn't be so difficult after all.

[sh-haashi]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81039196/chapters/239356446

[linecrosser]

For @primtheamazing, part of the @fandomtrumpshate 2026 (4 of 5)

previous <- x -> next

[goatshizun]

bingliushen furries

[grelinhoquino]

Jiang Cheng in Lotus pier being chased by his four "grandchildren" like puppies because Jin Ling didn't inherit (thank all the gods) his grandfather's adultery, but he did inherit the effectiveness of jin sperm.

I like to think that Jiang Cheng has a sixth sense that tells him when someone is pregnant. The next time he sees Lan Jingyi and Jin Ling, he stares intently at Lan Jingyi and gently takes a strand of his hair.

Jiang Cheng: Again? Seriously? A-Ling, are you a dog in heat or what?

Jin Ling: JIUJIU???

Lan Jingyi: ...PFFT—.

Two years later, Jiang Cheng will be seen with a small babygirl in his arms, talking to Lan Jingyi and four children behind him like puppies, but this time with their wooden swords.

(Jin Ling is being punished in Lanling Jin with dozens of meetings).

[archerdepartures116]

Archer, I literally love your art so so much, your Liu Qingge is the ONLY Liu Qingge to me now, your art of him is what I see in my head when I'm reading fics about him.

Do you think Liu Qingge can put his two little side braids up with one hand each (link is a youtube short where the first 15 seconds is a girl putting her hair in two braids and a ponytail in 15 seconds), or has he not figured this kind of shit out yet?

https:// www.youtube. com/shorts/ -Aq4m3ZLqTA

THANK YOUUUUUUUU WHAHA IM SO GLAD HOW I DRAW HIM IS SO BELOVED

yes i think he would when he's getting ready and not feeling super up to redoing his braids like he usually does

i multitask king

[ace-shenanigans]

Relax bro, no ones gonna take him from you

[red-garden]

Qi Qingqi when Liu Mingyan is on her period: No work for the next 5 days, you will stay in your room with this heating talisman blanket and tea, and also I got this specially imported good called chocolate for you 💜

Liu Qingge’s Shizun when he’s on his period: get someone on Qian Cao to suck you off or something, I don’t know.

[grelinhoquino]

Jiang Cheng will crouch down, pet Fairy, give her a couple of cookies, smile, give her a kiss on the snout, stand up and with the most serious look tell you that the dog is fat and spoiled because of Jin Ling.