Dementian

Demme, author and artist. Old enough to know better.

[11monkeysonatypewriter]

Guy and Thomas are such u-haul lesbians wdym you uprooted your entire life to go live with this guy you've had two conversations with

[limbel]

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[patterns-pets]

I finally got it on video of him STOMPING on his lil fish toy

[mostlycatsmostly]

[khrusch-on-art]

• ◦ downton movies parallels ◦ •

#their thing

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[boygorecorpse]

I think tumblr needed to see this since my dash is full of posts about this subject atm

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[dogpuppy]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[rylandschicago]

Coltland twins as texts!! this did numbers on my Tik Tok so I figured Tumblr would like it too 😂 the Coltland twins genuinely consume most of my thoughts

(Tik Tok: sylvies.chicago)

[writingdose]

[dementian]

@longsightmyth

[venirush]

Never forget the point of everything is to make ocs and stories and have fun witht friends

[venirush]

We must dance forever in our field of joy and creation despite everything

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[scampi-draws]

re4r but they get more downtime (and ashley gets a gun)

[feelmyskin]