Faith Reblogs Homestuck

[homestuck-scribbles]

A little Homestuck PSA

As 4/13 is right around the corner I just wanted to remind everyone about the Unofficial Homestuck Collection. As Viz and the death of Flash have been slowly killing the intended Homestuck experience there is still a way to see it how it was meant.

This offline program allows for all the flash to be seen and mini games to be played as intended and helps protect from spoilers. If you are going to start reading Homestuck or are planning to trick some unsuspecting friend into reading please consider using this program!

And - I love new livebloggers! Let me know who you love to watch make this journey.

https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/

THE UNOFFICIAL HOMESTUCK COLLECTION

An offline browser built from the ground up to archive Homestuck and its related works.

[arp1033]

Also! Homestuck has some language that has not aged well (i.e. slurs and unkind terms, especially towards the begining) so someone also made an optional patch that removes that language and replaces it with stuff that still keeps it funny! Not everything gets replaced outside the main comic but I know they are working on it!

https://twitter.com/AltUniverseWash/status/1320759511242649601

[mr-elementle]

I think it's hella cool that this option exists for people that may not be comfortable with the very late 2000s internet language of homestuck, but this post opened my eyes to that fact that homestuck mods can exist, like we can mod homestuck now,

[hemoanemic]

like a video game? brb im doing a homestuck any% run rn. homestuck troll%

[homestuck-scribbles]

Hey all - heads up! They updated to version 2.0.

[industrial-420]

meowrails animalfied

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[himiibl00d]

my final exams are pretty much over which means I get to draw in class.

[alexsiple]

the anatomy lesson!

[hamsters38]

aradia in cream

[melerbytes]

[trashynerds]

[jazze-bee]

only the chosen one may draw the sword from the bird

[flowerbleedme]

I know the structures obviously still exist and many many people live in them but for some reason there is something so unmistakably early 2000s about those evil infinite suburbs

[flowerbleedme]

like this feels very of its time even though nothing has changed. (Ignore the guy.)

[duckmessiah]

i still like homestuck

[defstanis]

4/13

[maybetheyregiants]

do you like andrew hussie? their early work was a little too juvenile for my tastes. but when whistles the starlight calliope came out in '05, i think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. the whole comic has a clear crisp art style and a new sheen of consumate professionalism that really gives the narrative a big boost. they've been compared to ryan north, but i think hussie has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. in '07, hussie released this: mspaintadventures.com ; their most accomplished site. i think their undisputed masterpiece is "homestuck" a story so vast that most people probably don't read the words. but they should, because it's not just about coming of age and finding friends in unlikely places. it's also a personal statement about the author themself.

[maybetheyregiants]

can i confess now that hes on the outs in terms of relevancy and public opinion this post was always making fun of /u/makin

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[cartoonrival]

its not that i don't think 13 year olds would talk like this i actually definietly know that they do i just find it weird to imagine an adult writing a 13 year old talking like this. this is something i struggle with to be hoenst the line between stories that are honest about what being a kid is actually like versus the fact that adults are somehow not allowed to be aware that kids know what sex is and think about it. not that homestuck is the place to be having this conversation

[cartoonrival]

[toadstool32]

Stop! Stop! Ygostuck time!!

I suddenly realized some cool things that could happen!

Yugi dropping the puzzle in the kernelsprite

Kaiba pulling a rose and recording every glitch in he game he can abuse

Anzu dropping a bathtub on the game shop

Bakura trying to put creepy stuff on his kernelsprite

“Can you make duel monsters your sprite?”

BlueEyesWhiteDragonSprite

Dueldisks strife specibus!!

If kaiba gets blue eyes as a sprite that means the enemies Will be harder to defeat

Jou and Honda fucking with the alchemizer

Yami bakura being like oh shit if the shrimp got the pharaoh in a sprite I can do THAT TOO and then flings the ring at the kernel

I like to think jou would try to fight as much enemies as possible but will get distracted and then only do quests for the consorts sgshsj

No but really if atem becomes a sprite that means the yugis will pull a davesprite and literally advance easily bc atem wouldn’t really mind straight up telling yugi everything with his sprite powers sgdjsj

Do u think kaiba will try to make a theme park for his consorts bc I do