Kris🚀🌑✨

[kristina100000]

must be so scary being a 5'3 girl and shopping for clothes, all those retail mannequins staring down at you. come i will protect you

[hwangdahlia]

mila

[misiru]

Waaah!! Had the absolute PLEASURE doing a Princess Peach x Samus commission for @Evercaptor on twitter

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Oh my gosh she jet-booted up to her balcony <3

[animentality]

Happy Alex Jones get fucked with the dildo of consequences day 🙂!

[askthedeepsea-ai]

The squids are becoming kids

[dukesignalthomas]

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

[mikonthemountain]

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

My level 2 ass who is about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting: that is just a recommendation right?

[sadclowncentral]

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

[sadclowncentral]

"it's dark in here" normal regular observation

"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation

"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[clowngirlpony]

Think again

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

[theskywaker]

metroid dread for this month’s suggestion! i’ve only played metroid zero mission and metroid prime, i’m so terrible at the games i never beat them…but the trailer for this game looked really good and i want to try the game

suggested by Ivy Moon! thanks so much! had a ton of fun drawing this 

[yagaminoue]

Metroid Dread

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

first i spin my fidget

then i steal your girl

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

Then I fidge my spinnit

[vulcandigby-deactivated20180707]

the I spin your girl

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[humorstar]

When puberty is not generous to you and you need to do something