must be so scary being a 5'3 girl and shopping for clothes, all those retail mannequins staring down at you. come i will protect you
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must be so scary being a 5'3 girl and shopping for clothes, all those retail mannequins staring down at you. come i will protect you
mila
Waaah!! Had the absolute PLEASURE doing a Princess Peach x Samus commission for @Evercaptor on twitter
Oh my gosh she jet-booted up to her balcony <3
Happy Alex Jones get fucked with the dildo of consequences day 🙂!
The squids are becoming kids
Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!
Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding
Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now
Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!
My level 2 ass who is about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting: that is just a recommendation right?
weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh
"it's dark in here" normal regular observation
"finally some quiet" relatable exclamation
"doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.
if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows
Think again
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
metroid dread for this month’s suggestion! i’ve only played metroid zero mission and metroid prime, i’m so terrible at the games i never beat them…but the trailer for this game looked really good and i want to try the game
suggested by Ivy Moon! thanks so much! had a ton of fun drawing this
Metroid Dread
first i spin my fidget
then i steal your girl
Then I fidge my spinnit
the I spin your girl
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
When puberty is not generous to you and you need to do something