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when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

pyrrhiccomedy

This post has gone so much further than I expected it to. This is my sweet cat. His name is Eddie Potato.

boycritter

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

boycritter

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

spyglassrealms

If they advanced too much further technologically, those advances would inevitably intrude on their humanity. People wanted to walk. They wanted to take the bus that smells like cigarettes. They wanted those precious three minutes between asking a question and knowing the answer. [...] They found that they needed things to be just a little bit difficult once in a while. They needed to stub their toe and wait in line and see that Check Engine light. They decided to leave their existence just a little short of perfect, because they wanted to want.

— 17776 (aka the story that fundamentally altered my understanding of the human condition)

dimetrodone

Looking

dimetrodone

She’s a bug

roaldamundsen

give it up for bread with soup

heroofshield

catchymemes

bl1tzkr136fr1tz-62nd-attempt

glazecake

forbiddencronch

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

gaystation-4

soupcowboy

pumpkinspicedcoochie-deactivate

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

what-even-is-thiss

The YouTube channel anti-chef always adds an extra bay leaf to recipes that call for it and he says “and add another one. I’m not driving” and this has permanently altered my vocabulary.

Every time I add something extra to a recipe I say that now. Add another clove of garlic, I’m not driving. Let’s have two eggs, I’m not driving. Let’s double the chili flakes, I’m not driving.

mimill3

if u dont think about it houses are kinda like domesticated caves

voltaspistol

rockergiirl

yeah sure whatever

venusssssssssss

legit so annoyed about the way the corporate media wants to paint those women waiting outside the court as crazy and as only being there because Luigi is hot. I looked up pictures of them outside the court and they all held signs and were there to send a message: "health over wealth", "denial of medical care = violence", "murder for profit = terrorism", "the United States healthcare stole my livelihood", "insurance lobbyists line politicians' pockets", "healthcare reform NOW". Yeah, they're there because he's hot for sure. Also, there were a lot of men as well but hey, that's not helping the narrative right?

creepish

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

evilwizard

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

meow-minola

Will they do my dishes?

evilwizard

they will Slay your dishes

krakoansam

What about the laundry?

evilwizard

they will Slay your laundry

terri-theslime13

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

evilwizard

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

paperairplanesopenwindows

What if we kissed in the interpol server room while stealing a hard drive with all of the information on all of the people behind the 2008 financial crisis?