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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

bogleech

Okay this has gone on long enough without including the interior of that page

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lesbianmarrow

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

cheaphalloweencostume

me: okay im way too old to be commenting Me on animal pics anymore its not funny or cute youre a big ass grownup

the freaky grinner pumpkin eater my sisyphean torment:

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chillxmami

x

blessyourheartlittleone

when will my serotonin return from war

animentality

sourcreammachine

solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

fluent-in-lesbianism

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

derinthescarletpescatarian

He's right

depsidase

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I am insulated from becoming the kind of creepy boyfriend who stares at their lover while they sleep because my lover sleeps fully swaddled in blankets with a hat pulled down over the face so the only thing to stare at is a pile of amorphous fabrics that occasionally repositions itself

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that said sometimes when I have a big amorphous pile of clothes or other shit in the passenger seat of my car I do pretend that it’s my lover sleeping curled under some blankets which maybe is weirder

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sometimes I will enter the room and gently rest my hand on my sleeping lover’s thigh only for the bathroom door to open and my lover is standing there staring at me lovingly caressing a tangle of blankets and pillows

justsomeguycore

baja blast sheep have you any wool

fluffysheeple

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Yes sir, yes sir, gamer fuel

anotherhornyfemme-deactivated20

Hey I know we just met but umm could I borrow your hand for a second?

Yea yea I know, I just wanna see what a pretty necklace it will make on me.

No it’s okay you can squeeze tighter, I love chokers.

🫠🫠

demon-blood-addict

But what's better than a choker than a trendy bustier? One tight hand around your throat becomes two firm hands supporting those beaUTIFUL boobalas.

einaudis

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)