stealer of names

loki | 20 | all pronouns

[valtsv]

sure i can be your "kitten" *gets scared and digs my razor sharp claws deep into your flesh and screams like i'm being tortured and killed when you try to shake me off*

[the-punforgiven]

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

[the-punforgiven]

ohhh fuck yeah, you understand

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[rpfofficial]

levels of mutualship :

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior's bond that carries over into every stage of life

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to/whisper to constantly

academic peer/colleague that i respect and have a little intellectual crush on

neighbour in the same apartment block that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbour across the street who i wave at every morning and evening

we're regulars at the same bar

i can't even remember who you are but if you weren't here there would be something fundamental missing

[canid-sys]

which mutual is prev?

the closest thing to real soulmates you can find

we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior’s bond

friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to constantly

my little intellectual crush

neighbor in the same apartment blog that i say hi to on the stairs

neighbor across the street who i wave to every morning and evening

we’re regulars at the same bar

i can’t even remember who you are but you’re fundamentally important

nuance/prev is bald/tags

Voting ended onMay 30

i polled it 👍

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[somepomegranatetea]

starting a collection

[a-driftamongopenstars]

poll for thee!

what kind of gamer are you?

chronic game replayer

on(c)e and done

cozy genre gamer

all achievements hunter

playing only one game at all times

casual gamer

other

Voting ended onMay 28

[demon-number-13]

cool new idea where we just pick out the best phrases and words from every existing language and combine that into a universal language. this would be perfectly comprehensible and cause no conflict of any kind

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[cheridraws]

The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?

[leonbutchkennedy]

[effervescent-fool]

watching a youtuber learning how to play a video game you already know how to play is the worst form of ragebait

[effervescent-fool]

oh my god he can't fucking read

[effervescent-fool]

there are words on the screen and he ISN'T READING THEM

[demilypyro]

minecraft houses always look super cute from the outside and then you see the inside and it's the most cramped living space in the world because every piece of furniture needs to take up a square meter minimum of floor space

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more platonic relationship thirds (mutual best friend you and your spouse are competing against each other to impress)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

platonic love triangle that grows more and more heated between the two romantic partners. the third is sitting eating their cheesecake thinking "outta all my married friends these guys are my favorite couple!" meanwhile in the kitchen ww3 is ramping up as the couple in question nearly divorces over who can choose a miniseries their new bestie will like most

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@reblogblogforreblogs fascinating tags: #me and my partner have that friend no lie. they were there when he proposed to me. not as emotional support or anything. just lie asleep in the corner. very important feature for the event. theyre never a third wheel thats our GUY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FASCINATING tags @getcorrected: #oh hey that's me! i'm the Guy #can confirm that Sure Was Something to be told about in the morning #had a great night's sleep though! #ily besties love being your Guy <3

[knot-doing-it]

Love that they were probably being very careful not to wake them up

Opposite energy of 'this ain't about them'

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*posts proposal photos on social media* comments sections all "uuuuum someone's asleep on the couch in the background???" shhh this ain't about them