Modesty Can Blow Me

Pansexual. Depressive. Female pronouns please.

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"biological sex" is as much of a construct as anything else, there are more than 2 kinds of genitals, please think critically about the way you talk about this stuff, and fuck essentialism

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My cat’s reaction to me telling her a joke

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(translation: Welcome home)

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Legend of Zelda: Skull Kid - Created by Allison Hartman

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Water Wall is the best song on the Transistor soundtrack FIGHT ME MARISSA

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YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WRONG I WILL ABSOLUTELY FIGHT YOU IT'S IN CIRCLES AND YOU KNOW IT

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aw yosuke

wait what

yosuke

yosuke no

YOSUKE NO

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ARE WE JUST IGNORING THE OTHER TWO?

YOSUKE PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF

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Imagine Dorian constantly sitting at Josephine’s desk, so when new diplomats come to Skyhold, they are at first confused - “I thought Josephine was a woman?” - but he would assure them it was fine and give them a grand tour of Skyhold. “That man over there, yes Cullen Rutherford, he’s responsible for cleaning the stables. Ah! And that mad looking Antivan woman, well, let’s just say she’s my murderer.”

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He tells them Sera is the Inquisitor.

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does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the

figuratively pop up over your head 

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In Shortpacked!’s final week, let’s count down the top ten Shortpacked! strips!

…this strip is one through ten.

welp we’re done

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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this isn’t the dog park

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This is the most important thing I’ve seen in a while

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[Redrawing of The Hermit tarot card as… The Kermit.]

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This is one of those posts that I scrolled past, but then I reconsidered my life choices and came back.

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Perfect angel Hayley Atwell napping where she can on Agent Carter’s set.

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doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

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(Yes, aparently. Since I am not yet smart enough to even talk to Naoto)

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Recently my grandmother found out I’m queer. Her response was to tell me that she disapproves of me living with my “friend” (i.e. my girlfriend) and that I should give up my vile queer ways and become a Christian (Lol). She even sent me a bible.  Here are its remains, which I made into black-out poetry.

Poem 1: Bisexual (from Leviticus 19:9)— “Have sexual relations with her.  Have sexual relations with him.  Have sexual relations with both a woman and a man.  Have sexual relations with yourself. Vomit on everyone who does not respect you.”

Poem 2: Fisting (from Judges 8:5)— “water/ lap the water/ drink/go down to drink/your hands/go down/I give into your hands/go down/encouraged/down/on the seashore/the whole hand/your hand/inside/I get to the edge/and shout/grasping/crying out/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/God/I came”

Poem 3: A Letter to the Exiles (from Jeremiah 28:13) — “Ze said: ‘Do not let lies name you, nor harm your heart. Gather. Raise the sword against them. They scorn and reproach, for they have not listened— again and again have not listened.’ “

Poem 4: Child (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “Your father and your mother rubbed salt in. No one looked on you with pity or had compassion enough for you, for on the day you were born you were despised. Live! Grow.  I looked at you and saw you were enough.”

Poem 5: Father (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “You never adored us. You became very angry. You took some out on us. Your sons and daughters were not enough? You slaughtered— in all your detestable practices— our youth.”

Poem 6: Misandry (from Acts 27:41) — “Dangerous men should be broken.”