your mlm mcm

Nathan/18/Canada.

[knownlesbianalexandracabot]

Comrade Archie Andrews

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[lmaonade]

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

[citrusriot]

Are you fucking serious?

[lmaonade]

i would never lie

[puyopuyo]

[cyle]

tbqh one of my top 3 smash characters now

[sreegs-archive]

i didnt know reba was in smash

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sherloe-deactivated20230108]

A DEER BROKE INTO MY TOWN’S APPLEBEE’S

[firbolgonmain]

NO RULES JUST RIGHT

[iconicpopstar]

rupaul: shows up in the ugliest fucking suit I’ve ever seen the queens:

[hobnob-69]

They’re legally required to or I amputate their toes

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[hungwy]

In my mind I’m constantly doing yoshi’s down+b noise

[hungwy]

BRRRRING HÆH

[worldfastcararchived]

zgfffgcfdfcscd

[antiandrogen]

WHAT

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[thesubcon10ent]

ROTC kids and theater kids emit the same energy but on opposite ends of the spectrum

[karnalesbian]

two households, both alike in indignity

[newgodss-deactivated20230701]

pikachu being a cop means he’s not allowed at pride

[thebigblackwolfe]

Pikachu is a private investigator not a cop and thus allowed at pride and also was there when Marsha P Johnson threw the first brick at Stonewall so don’t you ever disrespect him for a Tumblr post again

[ghost-egggs]

[imakuni]

what ice-t could have meant by “TV is make believe” when told he ate a bagel on law & order:

-a stunt double of some kind ate the bagel

-the bagel wasn’t actually a bagel; was perhaps a donut

-the bagel was cgi

-he ate the bagel but considers it his character eating the bagel and not him

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

yes