does anyone else secretly have that âi liked it before it was coolâ complex but wont admit it
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does anyone else secretly have that âi liked it before it was coolâ complex but wont admit it
destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids
especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch
i mean
come on
tell me you donât want one of these
i need it
I have always thought about this
When I get my studio apartment Iâll have one for sure
human brain: beds go on the floor
monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE
wait for itâŠ
Good article with a bad headline
Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.
I wish I could like⊠download languages into my brain.
Itâs called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch
the college I went for my associates had a river that ran through campus where my friends and i swam between classes and I just ran into a girl who graduated with me and she told me that since the river just ran right behind her dorm sometimes sheâd put on a swimsuit and put all her stuff in a dry bag and get on an innertube and float downstream to campus and then just get out and put on her clothes and go to class and Iâve been thinking about that all week
i thought i was being wild i was like âyeah sometimes iâd swim in my clothes after field labs and go into math a lil dampâ and she looked me in the eye and killed me on sightÂ
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, âman, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fuckerâs weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.â
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
a good evolution
Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that ârandomnessâ is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
gwen: freaky flexing. but alright
miles:
miles, through his fist: Iâm sorry what did you just say
LOOK THROUGH THE NOTES I BEG YOU
sex? u mean like from the austin powers movies? u know thats not a reall thing right
âOne of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldnât be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. âSee those bubbles,â he asked. âTheyâre air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.â
âAnother story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. âLook how slowly it sank,â he told them. âMake it faster.â
âOne time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. âI thought I ordered the beef on rye,â he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. âDoes that look like beef on rye?â
âHe was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldnât stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldnât listen. It was full of stuff that shouldnât be in an aquarium.
âThe fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didnât care.
âIt got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was.â
jack blackâs first real video is him going to the pinball hall of fame and singing all star by smash mouth while playing a shrek-themed pinball machine so iâd say jablinski games is off to a fucking excellent start
âromeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton johnâ isnt a movie that youâd think exists but it doesÂ
ok but hear me out: âhamlet but with lions instead of people with music by elton johnâ as well
tumblr is like wading through everyone elseâs garbage until you find something good and go âah. this is goodâ and take it and display it in your own garbage pile
Their names, ranks and kills in case people went to know;
First row â Guard Staff Sergeant, VN Stepanova: 20 kills, Guard Sgt JP Belousova: 80 kills, Guard Sgt AE Vinogradova: 83 kills.
Second row â Guard Lieutenant EK Zhibovskaya: 24 kills, Guard Sgt KF Marinkin: 79 kills, Guard Sgt OS Marenkina: 70 kills.
Third row â Guard Lieutenant NP Belobrova: 70 kills, Lieutenant N. Lobkovsky: 89 kills, Guard Lieutenant VI Artamonova: 89 kills, Guard Staff Sergeant MG Zubchenko: 83 kills.
Forth row â Guard Sergeant, NP Obukhova: 64 kills, Guard Sergeant, AR Belyakova 24 kills.
Total number of confirmed kills: 775. Photo taken in Germany, May 4, 1945.
And this hasnât been made into a movie or mini series?
The cool thing is, thereâs still one person missing: Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
She was one of the deadliest snipers of World War II, and is regarded as one of the deadliest snipers of all time. Over the course of one year (June 1941-June 1942) she racked up a count of 309 kills, 36 of which were enemy snipers. Her prescence in the picture alone would have brought the total number of kills from 755 to 1064.
Goddamn.
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