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so apparently people think its ok to order fucking pizza after theyve tested positive for Covid!

yo bringing this back cause i had to get tested cause someone ACTIVELLY DID THE HAND OFF AND THEN WENT “OH BY THE WAY TWO PEOPLE IN HERE HAVE COVID

i turned out to be negative but still

so in my dnd campaign our dm decided to send us out on a quest to check out a village being decimated by dragons. now my character was already on edge. they didnt consider themselves an adventurer but an entertainer. (bard) and was outfited as such.

we get there and get the lowdown that this dragon...hasnt hurt anyone. and its a young dragon...So it turns out the dragon was just looking for a mate. something we figured out after we sent off a message to tell our gold dragon boss that yeah dragon shiz was going on and he needed to get here. So while holding a “who wants to date a dragon party” where i provided entertainment” our artificer (who until now had been known for hating dragons) went up there and agreed to marry them my character noticing they were gone ran up to find an adorkable scene between them. and just kind of let them be.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #story #dragon #bard #the bard did not seduce the dragon for once!

so i was hooking up my brothers friends xbox 1 cause im apparently the only one thats capable of doing it correctly

when we got it on his home screen was hentai. i look down at the tv right as it came on and just started laughing my ass off everyone turns to the tv and starts to as well.

like REALLY man ya had to put porn on your home screen for your xbox 1?

#comedy #lol #dumbass #xbox one

so in my class weve had to download new fonts and use them with images

it was originally going to be GET BACK HERE WILBUR but i thought this was funnier

#comedy #pig #meme

another thanksgiving

really i do have things to be thankful for i suppose. college, family, the fact i made it so long that i only needed to restock toilet paper once. its just. this year has been so much crap!

my stepsister came over and we had an argument. she’s one of those that thinks covid is just a flu. and refuses to listen otherwise. people are dying left and right and she still believes that! and then her boyfriend thought he was smart by calling it an epidemic and not a pandemic....oi....yeah they’re trumpers and they’re still saying that hes winning.

we yelled at each other for a good twenty minutes. i was frustrated i couldnt think straight i tried to distract myself...i dont know why my brain short circuits when im mad. i cant think straight i cant barely even speak. after they left i just kinda sat there as a wave of depression sat in. i lost my appetite so i didnt eat much..and i was the one that bought the turkey and ham! and im still feeling this way! im frustrated and my thoughts are all kind of bouncing around and i dont know why!

i just needed to vent.

#happy thanksgiving #turkey day #life in the south

so apparently people think its ok to order fucking pizza after theyve tested positive for Covid!

#covidiots #pizzadelivery #im surrounded by idiots

mcnuggyy

one time i was sorta doxxed (i say sorta cause they outed a past address and not my current one) for -stealing- a pose and color scheme from a more popular artist but we were really just both referencing a painting called The Kiss and the person who doxxed me wasn't even friends with the other artist just a weird fan

jesus...... AAAAAAAAA

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Sorry sorry sorry I am losing my goddamn mind Do you

do you mean THIS extremely famous painting The Kiss aka Gustav Klimt's most famous work?

Are you telling me someone out there got doxxed for referencing a widely copied early 20th cent oil painting

bc the doxxer didn't realize

that their favorite digital artist was using. the same. goddamn. painting.

which is, again, a famous & iconic image, from 1908 no less, now found tacked to liberal arts dorm room walls across the world

demonicsinc

gaud gaud. you expect people to be cultured enough to know about this? especially internet trolls who dox people for stupid shit

ruubesz-draws

Mod question, do you have any of the toys?

Well well well... I guess it’s time to finally reveal my treasures

I have nothing.... :’(

demonicsinc

ruubesz we need to talk. you need to stop calling me out like this

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https://twitter.com/sarahclazarus/status/1326966553057742849

shes not doing well

#go follow her #make her happy

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

super stressed about money lately, so i will be auctioning off deep, dark and weirdly specific fears. $4 will get you an actual intrusive thought i’ve experienced. first one is free (body horror tw):

Keep reading

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

a sampler:

teeth losing their air like bicycle tires

pulling at a scab and it pulls a string like when opening cheese

fingernails peeling off like fruit stickers

hair growing in reverse until there’s a mass of it under my scalp competing for space

a species of cave people coming to the surface, but only bc they’re being chased by something bigger

much

bigger

the same thing but with mermaids & the bermuda triangle

you can read more on my ko-fi page

demonicsinc

they say auctioning but it’ll be a fucking bloodbath for people to get ahold of these. calling it right now

#duck and cover

uuuuugh i just had an opening shift and got roped into another one and im fucking sleepy! “just go to sleep you gotta get up early tomorrow.” “BUT NOOO SLEEP EVIL!” “you’re doing it for your gf” “....ok.”

as you all can see reshef was a pain to do. honestly wish they did this story instead of season 4! fuck off with that shit 4kids! the cards are cool tho. but uh, this one was so long because of having to do the story synopsis, anyone whos watched yugioh probably has seen battle city so sacred cards didnt really need one but reshef was totally original and honestly i might replay the game again cause there are a ton i didnt even know about the game. like certain sidequests you can do and now that i know how to game the system it’ll be more fun. there was also a lot i skipped over so go play it yourself

next comic dub is on the way but i’ve been trying to find out what people would like to see, a zelda or another among us one. still no answer so. probably will end up doing both

Reshef of Destruction text review

...GEEZ how did they make this game hard!!!?

ok, so Reshef of Destruction is the sequel to Sacred Cards. it has the exact same mechanics and features. one thing i forgot to mention in the other review is that. these games started something that im still a bit miffed at that continued for a while. and that’s having to buy cards you input passwords for! for those that dont know Yugioh cards have a passcode on the bottom corner of the cards, you can use these to put the cards you own into video games. but only one copy of each...for some reason. so if you ran 3 blue eyes too bad you only get the one! but in a good chunk of the games you just got the card for free. however in specific games after these you had to pay for them with in game currency. just a tad annoying but something i figured i should bring up.

now for the story. After winning Battle City yugi wakes up to find that his PUZZLE IS MISSING! and runs to tell everyone else including you! soon enough you find out it was this guy that suspiciously looks like maximillion Pegasus calling himself Sol Chevalsky which honestly sounds a million times better. pretty soon you do learn that yes this is Pegasus being mind controled by the being Reshef its not even subtle. you duel a host of really familiar faces if youve seen the anime. and if you’re manga only the anime kept Pegasus alive for some reason blame 4kids not me. The first of Sols minions is... PaniK? Yeah that one eliminator guy from season 1 who yugi beat using the “Catapult turtle gambit” for those that know. for some reason PaniK shows up a lot in games i dunno. after beating PaniK hes killed by dark shadi, (its just shadi in black clothing. you know he’s a badass from my DSoD review.) who challenges you to a duel, win and you get the millennium necklace. you then go and duel a manga only character WTF IS GOING ON HERE yeah ventriloquist of the dead shows up. all of these duels by the way act like the spell card Yami is on the field btw. After fighting Jean Claude Magnum (not a bad guy but a total duche) you find the millennium key, and shadi comes to give you a message dressed correctly this time. after that you get slifer the executive producer from ishizu who, im not giving this back to you again ishizu! so the next old characters you meet are Bonz, who died in battle city or was supposed to because Yami Bakura/zorc or whatever kills him to get his locator cards. hes not a bad guy in fact he helps you and you find a trio of actual badguys waiting. bandit keith, strings the mime, and GASP RARE HUNTER! yeah that guy at the begining of battle city who played the exodia deck with marked cards. never had a name. wasnt important enough to. but he shows up here! after kicking in their butts you find the millenium ring, and i wanted to chuck the fuck out of it the moment that asshole came out and screamed about chaos! next is china, we meet para and dox have a tag duel and get the millennium eye, where its revealed gasp shock horror not at all surprisingly that Sol Chevalsky is Pegasus!

then we have free time, now i didnt talk about the first kind of non story quest you can do cause, its really just there you can do it if you want. but this one you have to do. so. remember that filler i talked about in the last review. with Noah. well apparently that did happen off screen for everyones sanity and the big five are...somehow back in the real world and begging for their jobs back. weird. well here we get to see them dress up as their deckmasters from said filler and fight them as KAIBAMAN! cause kaiba would be that freaking vain! THEN WE GO TO CANADA! nothing could possibly go wrong there! oh hey Rex Raptor so this is where youve been hiding since espa roba kicked your butt! We get the millennium rod and see marik dont know why it was in canada but ok woulda made more sense to go to egypt to get this. we go to the galapogos islands next and fight legasp Atem! no wait its just that fatass clown mimic from season one who mascaraed as ghost kaiba. oh that was kaiba’s evil half? coulda fooled me. we get the Scales and, WHO HAD THIS ONE? WE NEVER LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ITEM THIS SINGULAR ITEM IS MY BIGGEST FRUSTRATION! shadi pops up to say hi again and we go back to ishizu to get ra, what happened to obelisk, kaiba stole it after it woke back up. but for some reason...they turn back to stone! hope you werent planning on using slifer as your main boss monster. you can go and do a side quest but just duel for a bit and talk to ishizu and it’ll progress the plot. beat the neo ghouls who are terrorizing the town and then save your allies from around the world who are being harrassed by them and beat kieth who stole Ra! and you’ll get the puzzle back for Yugi and after that and a few more quests that are kinda weird, you get ot see good guy marik who helps get ra under control. then go beat pegasus, and then you fight reshef. HOLY shit the power of friendship scene! every games gotta have one! so beat that and credits roll with you being forced to give up the godcards again.

all in all reshef is better than sacred cards for the story alone, its a lot of fun if a bit convoluted in places. the hard factor of the game comes from just. not being able to build a decent deck. the card limits so hard to raise that its just a pain to. and also late game bosses having 3 copies of stuff like raigeki and change of heart!

if youve read this far thank you so much for reading and i hope to eventually put these into video format!

Yugioh sacred cards Text review

this is part 1 of a two part review! up next tomorrow is reshef of destruction.

man...i uh. i really didn't care that these games didn't play like the actual card game as a kid huh?

ok first lets get this out of the way. the story, You are literally playing a self insert character experiencing literally everything the main cast did back in season 2-3 of Yugioh MINUS the filler crap with Noah. SCREW YOU NOAH! You go through battle city and instead of say Yugi getting to fight Strings or Arkana, its you! This makes it a bit weird as to why Yugi is there cause, you’re the one to stop Marik! yeah you this random ass kid from who knows where are the one that stops the evil insane side of Marik Ishtar after getting both Slifer the executive producer and obelisk the tormentor! and to those asking why i call slifer that. well i love Yugioh Abridged and i hate the name slifer, the actual cards name is Osiris! either way thats pretty much the story. you go through battle city, get the locator cards, get the Egyptian God Cards and get screwed out of even being able to use Ra since Ishizu takes them and the ga me ends RIGHT AFTER YOU WIN HIM!

so im putting this part here because this and Reshef of destruction have the exact same gameplay with 1 exception. the game instead of normal Yugioh card mechanics, relies heavily on the weird rock paper scissors system it implements. a lot of times the out to boss monsters is to have the type that beats it. Oh and good luck using non tributes above level 3 Theyre stupidly expensive to put into your deck so by the end of the game you’ll just have a bunch of monsters of varying types one of the god cards you like and the rest being tribute monsters. and not great ones either. this is a major problem in my opinion with this game. theres no real strategy just figure out what type kills the boss monster and send it out then wail on the enemy until they’re dead. field spell cards can sometimes come up for this but not often enough to make it any useful. though i like the character sprites and portraits most of it isnt very great. the best part about this game was the fact that you could get one of 3 prismatic rares! what 3? WELL I’ll BLOODY TELL YOU

Riryoku a decent card back in the day.

negate attack, Still a decent card

and the ONE I GOT SADDLED WITH! Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth...one of the most useless cards ever printed!

#Yugioh Sacred cards #review #yugioh #Why is there a type circle!?

Hey guys a fun comic made by Animenotaizai on da heres a link to it

https://www.deviantart.com/animenotaizai/art/Among-Us-856017013

#among us #actually did happen #imposter #crewmate #forevercrew

xandeyn

Statue at my uni...

antique-scarecrow

few decades from now history books r gonna be talking about what the 2020 pandemic was like for the people who lived through it, and i’m gonna have to publish essays explaining that social media memes were fundamental to the experience