[xandeyn]

Espurr and Wooper need a little treat sometimes

[xandeyn]

oh to be a Snoopy plushie in the sun…

[xandeyn]

your doorbell rings and you see this - what do you do?

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[byruit]

[gothgaymoth]

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

[sketchinthoughts]

BABASOR

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Hey bro can I come over and cough up blood and cough up blood and order takeout and then cough up more blood

[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

[roboco-san]

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

[crazysodomite]

Roasted Vegetables So Good You’ll Forget...

[omnybus]

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

[omnybus]

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

[omnybus]

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

[cthulum]

Very relevant indeed

[parakeet]

went to a michael's only michael meeting thought it might be nice to convene with my fellow michaels but guess what WRONG I got kicked out because my full name is 'michael hunter' and it was 'scaring some of the michaels what if i am a michael hunter' ???? they clearly just don't like me??? fuming right now. i'll show them a michael hunter. i'll show them all

[gorps]

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[amygdalae]

uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

[narwhalsarefalling]

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

[wizardshark]

Know your enemy