Feral Cat Energy

I'm here for dopamine and gays in my phone

[demonjoyfriend]

Hhhhh I wanted to go catch a pretty boy by the hair but then Unspeakable Horrors happened so that's the price we pay for hubris

[demonjoyfriend]

When the darkness is overwhelming me it's important to remember there's someone who loves me though to make me midnight Toad in the Hole

[demonjoyfriend]

Oops I'm looking at cats

I want all the cats

I can't have 3 cats

Oh baby, baby

[demonjoyfriend]

As someone who Didn't Have A TV in an era when Netflix came in the post, The Weakest Link was such a weird thing to observe from outside. Like it was a quiz show but they all get to hang out first and also Anne Robinson will ask you about your life. But instead of responding in a normal way she'd manage to tear you down in every way possible it's like "hi I'm Greg I'm an accountant" and she'd be like

"ah well accountants have a reputation for being boring... You're not doing anything to change that are you Greg? Also you didn't know the capital of Finland? You fool, you insolent coward. The only sort of person who guesses Reykjavík is clearly sexually impotent. You forgot to Bank, you gormless rube. Everyone hates you Greg, the people at home wish you'd leave in tears, and you have the AUDACITY to vote for Debbie? Go to hell. Go to hell right now. Maybe they'll have a special room for accountants where all your folders are disorganised, I bet that would get your little knickers in a twist wouldn't it Greg?"

And then it would carry on and they'd win some money or something????

The only reason I can imagine people went on it was cos it made them horny

[demonjoyfriend]

When I was a kid I thought "womaniser" was someone who turned people into women and I think that's better honestly

[moponpompom]

one reblog equals one big ole tentacle in my mouth

[demonjoyfriend]

Do it deep for me x

[kaijuno]

can i come over and do this

[demonjoyfriend]

And sit on your furniture wrong

[wiggly-piglet]

done a bit of body writing! just a little hehe

[wiggly-piglet]

i have fanart!

from @demonjoyfriend !!!

[demonjoyfriend]

I'm not SAYING if you're a cutie who shows me lewds I'll draw them but I'm also not not saying that

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[demonjoyfriend]

There IS does this mean I can get wrecked

[demonjoyfriend]

~Senshi voice~ Where is that dick? You don't know what to do with it so give it here! Come on, you can get bred with it! Bred! Bred! Bred! Bred!

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[pmamtraveller]

by Christopher Smith

[demonjoyfriend]

Hell yea

[sparkbirdmusic]

whose idea was this tile pattern

[booooooooof-9-o-s]

how my foot feels after i sit cross legged and motionless for hours on end

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The near-to-total lack of pattern is almost an accomplishment in itself really

[demonjoyfriend]

My visual snow is getting bad today

[demonjoyfriend]

Turned out what I needed to fix me was to be about 20% more boy. Cool.

[demonjoyfriend]

Help I restarted T and now there's a guy called Chad inside me demanding Fridge Chicken. Every day I become more Cat.

[dogpuppy]

[demonjoyfriend]

Club Pee Pee is where @moponpompom goes

[moponpompom]

what the fuck

[demonjoyfriend]

I SAW YOU THERE WHEN I WENT LAST WEEK YOU CAN'T LIE

[moponpompom]

NUH UH NO YOU DIDNT SHUT UP SHUT UP WHY WERE YOU THERE HUH???

[demonjoyfriend]

FOR THE PEE PEE SAME AS YOU

[moponpompom]

I DO NOT GO TO CLUB PEE PEE MY PEE PEE IS ARTISANAL

[demonjoyfriend]

SURE IT IS HIPSTER PISSER

[moponpompom]

ALL PISS COMES FROM THE HIPS IDIOT

[demonjoyfriend]

NOT IF YOUR HIPS LIE, THEN IT COMES OUT EVERYWHERE JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT

[dogpuppy]

[demonjoyfriend]

Club Pee Pee is where @moponpompom goes

[moponpompom]

what the fuck

[demonjoyfriend]

I SAW YOU THERE WHEN I WENT LAST WEEK YOU CAN'T LIE

[moponpompom]

NUH UH NO YOU DIDNT SHUT UP SHUT UP WHY WERE YOU THERE HUH???

[demonjoyfriend]

FOR THE PEE PEE SAME AS YOU

[moponpompom]

I DO NOT GO TO CLUB PEE PEE MY PEE PEE IS ARTISANAL

[demonjoyfriend]

SURE IT IS HIPSTER PISSER